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Dear Marcy,

I bought this really cute little romper. Are those passé yet? Not sure I care – so cute and comfy!

Am I committing a major faux pas, if I wear tights under my romper? My calves and the outsides of my quads look fabulous. The upper/inner part of my leg… um…

Just, no.

Nobody needs to see that.

If tights are “wrong”, I can always do something like leopard print, so it looks like I’m trying to be weird with my romper, rather than trying to hide cellulite.

xo, K.

 

Dear K,

Do not try to be weird with your romper.

Rompers are already weird. If you add leopard print tights, you will look like crazy Aunt Ethel who everyone avoids at the family pot luck. And if that’s the case, you might as well go all out – put on a shower cap, hang out in the corner with a box of Sara Lee and a glass of ice cubed White Zin and be done with it.

Don’t do it. Please.

You need a jumpsuit. Buy something that looks like the ones below and then call to thank me when you feel fab. You’ll know because you’ll be drinking whiskey, eating sushi, and every man, woman, and cat will be vying for your attention.

meow, marcy

 

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Acceptable rompers. According to Marcy.