Cynthia: My sister’s boss made her a dress!!!
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| Dress by Michael Hansard Jones |
Cynthia: I can’t get over it. Who has a boss who makes them a dress? Who? Really? Who?
Marcy: Patty is wearing a dress?
Cynthia: Yes. Her boss, Michael Hansard Jones, is an incredibly talented fashion designer and he made this beautiful dress for her.
Marcy: Patty is wearing a dress?
Cynthia: It fits her SO perfectly. The colors are SO perfect for her. Oh my gosh. Patty looks SO hot in her haute couture dress.
Marcy: Patty is wearing a dress?
Cynthia’s eyes widen as she suddenly realizes…
Cynthia: I AM SO JEALOUS.
Marcy: Patty never wears dresses. She’s a jeans and flip flops kind of girl.
Cynthia (seething): Well, she does now.
Marcy sees a “too good to pass up” opportunity to mess with Cynthia.
Marcy: She looks much better than you, Cindy. Poor you in your ill-fitting store bought dresses.
Cynthia (wide eyed and manic): Obviously I am going to have to steal that dress. Oh yes. (nodding maniacally) It WILL be mine.
Marcy: Even if you steal it, it still won’t look hot on you since it was made perfectly for Patty.
Cynthia: You’re right. Aaaaaarghhhh!!!!
Marcy: I guess you’ll just have to live with the fact that Patty is Perfect and you are Pathetic. She’s mom’s favorite too, hunh?
Cynthia: Probably.
Marcy: Yeah… and she’s smarter, and funnier, and younger –
Cynthia: Aaaarghhhh….
Marcy: Maybe you should get your boss to make you a dress?
Cynthia: YOU are my boss!
Marcy: Oh. Too bad.
Cynthia: I must get that dress.
Marcy (hopefully): Hey! I could make you a hairball.
Cynthia turns down Marcy’s hairball offer and is still devising devious plots to steal Patty’s darling and drool-worthy dress.
6 Comments
Patty is wearing a dress?
Hahaha. Yes! Michael is a genius!
Mom here…you are both my favorites. However, if Patty gives me the dress, she will be my favorite.
Hello Anonymous… I mean "Mom". It's very comforting to know that you can be bribed. So if I buy you chocolate and promise to take care of you when you are old and feeble and not put you in the nursing home can I be your favorite?
Wow! So gorgeous! I thought that was you at first, Cynthia! That dress is so pretty. I have never heard of a boss making an employee a dress. That is very, very cool. And it fits her like a glove.
My husband often does the,"she's wearing a dress?" Such as when I say Sophia from Modern Family has pretty eyes, I get, "she has eyes?"
Tell your sister she looks beautiful!
Jenni
Ha! Too funny!
I will definitely give Patty and Michael your compliments!
xo,cynthia