Hand Made by Michael Hansard Jones

Cynthia:  My sister’s boss made her a dress!!!

Dress by Michael Hansard Jones

Cynthia:  I can’t get over it. Who has a boss who makes them a dress? Who? Really? Who?

Marcy:  Patty is wearing a dress?

Cynthia:  Yes. Her boss, Michael Hansard Jones, is an incredibly talented fashion designer and he made this beautiful dress for her.

Marcy:  Patty is wearing a dress?

Cynthia:  It fits her SO perfectly. The colors are SO perfect for her. Oh my gosh. Patty looks SO hot in her haute couture dress.

Marcy:  Patty is wearing a dress?

Cynthia’s eyes widen as she suddenly realizes…

Cynthia:  I AM SO JEALOUS.

Marcy:  Patty never wears dresses. She’s a jeans and flip flops kind of girl.

Cynthia (seething):  Well, she does now.

Marcy sees a “too good to pass up” opportunity to mess with Cynthia.

Marcy:  She looks much better than you, Cindy. Poor you in your ill-fitting store bought dresses.

Cynthia (wide eyed and manic):  Obviously I am going to have to steal that dress. Oh yes. (nodding maniacally) It WILL be mine.

Marcy:  Even if you steal it, it still won’t look hot on you since it was made perfectly for Patty.

Cynthia:  You’re right. Aaaaaarghhhh!!!!

Marcy:  I guess you’ll just have to live with the fact that Patty is Perfect and you are Pathetic. She’s mom’s favorite too, hunh?

Cynthia:  Probably.

Marcy:  Yeah… and she’s smarter, and funnier, and younger –

Cynthia:   Aaaarghhhh….

Marcy:  Maybe you should get your boss to make you a dress?

Cynthia:  YOU are my boss!

Marcy:  Oh. Too bad.

Cynthia:  I must get that dress.

Marcy (hopefully):  Hey! I could make you a hairball.

Cynthia turns down Marcy’s hairball offer and is still devising devious plots to steal Patty’s darling and drool-worthy dress.



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  • Reply Freddy November 20, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    Patty is wearing a dress?

  • Reply Anonymous November 20, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Mom here…you are both my favorites. However, if Patty gives me the dress, she will be my favorite.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch November 20, 2013 at 9:27 pm

      Hello Anonymous… I mean "Mom". It's very comforting to know that you can be bribed. So if I buy you chocolate and promise to take care of you when you are old and feeble and not put you in the nursing home can I be your favorite?

  • Reply GnomeLover November 21, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Wow! So gorgeous! I thought that was you at first, Cynthia! That dress is so pretty. I have never heard of a boss making an employee a dress. That is very, very cool. And it fits her like a glove.

    My husband often does the,"she's wearing a dress?" Such as when I say Sophia from Modern Family has pretty eyes, I get, "she has eyes?"

    Tell your sister she looks beautiful!


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch November 21, 2013 at 10:00 pm

      Ha! Too funny!

      I will definitely give Patty and Michael your compliments!


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