Cynthia: Oh, Marcy. I’m in trouble. Fashionista declared TWO MONTHS ago that the cat clothing trend has jumped the shark. Sigh… I am always behind the times. I haven’t even worn my cat t-shirt yet.

Marcy:  Whatever.

Cynthia:  You don’t care.

Marcy:  Actually, I do. If you are wearing one of your ridiculous cat get-ups out in public, you could get found out that you are catifyibly insane, get arrested, and I could die of starvation.

Cynthia:  You mean… like my SUPER COOL CAT EARS?!!!

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Marcy:  Oh GOD. There’s a picture.