Jennifer Lawrence Goes To SAG Awards Dressed As Disco Ball

Cynthia enters the living room to find Marcy thoughtfully chewing on her toenails in a sunspot.

Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the 2014 SAG Awards

Cynthia:  Hey, Marcy. Look! Foxy chick, Jennifer Lawrence, went to the SAG Awards dressed as a Human Disco Ball.

Marcy stops chewing to take a look.

Cynthia:  It’s by Christian Dior.

Marcy:  So… what…?

Cynthia:  So … we love it.

Marcy (agreeing):  It’s very shiny.

Cynthia:  Boogie on down.

Marcy:  There’s a booger?

Cynthia:  No, that’s from a 1970’s Cool and the Gang song.

Marcy:  I don’t think it’s cool that there are a gang of boogers on her dress. Even if they are shiny.

Cynthia starts to say something – realizes it’s a fruitless endeavor – and grooves off singing disco songs.

Cynthia (snapping her fingers):  “Freak Out”. “Say Chic…something something… say… awww… Freak Out”.

Marcy (calling after her):  Yeah, that’s kind of gross. I’d freak out too.

Marcy resumes chewing on her toenails.



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  • Reply Anonymous January 20, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    Marcy, you are too funny today. You appeal to my 12-year-old boy sense of humor even though I'm an old lady.

    And chewing on your toenails is gross but admire your flexibility.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch January 20, 2014 at 11:14 pm

      thank you i think actually i was being serious shiny boogers are even too much for me

  • Reply Anonymous January 20, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    I like the dress too!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch January 20, 2014 at 11:15 pm

      It's really pretty, isn't it? Although I can't tell if it's navy or purple.

  • Reply GnomeLover January 21, 2014 at 3:12 am

    Oooh! I love that dress! Drool! I do not care. She could be covered in boogers and still be gorgeous. That is a dress I would dream of being able to wear.

    Marcy likes it too. Deep down. I know it!


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch January 21, 2014 at 4:26 am

      jenni… shhhh… i really do like the dress but i have to keep cindy on her toes… btw, you would look beautiful in the disco ball dress…

  • Reply Lisa - respect the shoes January 21, 2014 at 3:17 am

    Figure this dress is way better than what she wore to the Golden Globes!

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