Cynthia enters the living room to find Marcy thoughtfully chewing on her toenails in a sunspot.
| Jennifer Lawrence in Christian Dior at the 2014 SAG Awards |
Cynthia: Hey, Marcy. Look! Foxy chick, Jennifer Lawrence, went to the SAG Awards dressed as a Human Disco Ball.
Marcy stops chewing to take a look.
Cynthia: It’s by Christian Dior.
Marcy: So… what…?
Cynthia: So … we love it.
Marcy (agreeing): It’s very shiny.
Cynthia: Boogie on down.
Marcy: There’s a booger?
Cynthia: No, that’s from a 1970’s Cool and the Gang song.
Marcy: I don’t think it’s cool that there are a gang of boogers on her dress. Even if they are shiny.
Cynthia starts to say something – realizes it’s a fruitless endeavor – and grooves off singing disco songs.
Cynthia (snapping her fingers): “Freak Out”. “Say Chic…something something… say… awww… Freak Out”.
Marcy (calling after her): Yeah, that’s kind of gross. I’d freak out too.
Marcy resumes chewing on her toenails.
9 Comments
Marcy, you are too funny today. You appeal to my 12-year-old boy sense of humor even though I'm an old lady.
And chewing on your toenails is gross but admire your flexibility.
thank you i think actually i was being serious shiny boogers are even too much for me
meow,marcy
I like the dress too!
It's really pretty, isn't it? Although I can't tell if it's navy or purple.
xo,cynthia
Oooh! I love that dress! Drool! I do not care. She could be covered in boogers and still be gorgeous. That is a dress I would dream of being able to wear.
Marcy likes it too. Deep down. I know it!
Jenni
jenni… shhhh… i really do like the dress but i have to keep cindy on her toes… btw, you would look beautiful in the disco ball dress…
meow,marcy
Figure this dress is way better than what she wore to the Golden Globes!
Oh yes. By far!
xo,cynthia
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