9:30 pm.  Credits roll on Project Runway Episode 1 of Season 12

https://www.mylifetime.com/shows/project-runway

Marcy and Cynthia stare at the TV. Nonplussed.

Marcy:  What the heck WAS that?!

Cynthia:  I don’t know. Ugh. That was terrible. So boring. So predictable. An hour and a half of my life was… wasted. Sigh… I’ll never get it back.

Marcy:  Yeah.  And that’s three days in cat time. Does Heidi Klum hate cats?

Cynthia:  Probably. She obviously hates fashion lovers. Gosh, hardly any fashion at all. It was all about weird and aggressive personalities.

Marcy:  Yeah. Even I don’t believe in unicorns.

Cynthia (gasping):  Oh no. Marcy. What in the world are we going to write about? This is supposed to be a fashion blog. Well, sort of.  What are we going to do? We promised our readers a weekly recap. We have nothing to talk about except how obvious it was that Angela was going to get sent home because she seems somewhat normal and Sandro with his crotchless bathing suit and garish accessorizing …

Sandro’s Look (poor girl)

… and Timothy with his unicorns and model torture techniques (no makeup! no hair! no shoes! I mean, really?) …

 

Timothy’s Look (poor girl)

… are so insane they get to stay for the sole reason that they make for more dynamic TV. THAT IS NOT FASHION!

Marcy:  That’s Reality TV, Cindy.

Cynthia:  You’re right.

Marcy:  I’m always right. Would you please breathe now?

Cynthia (panicking again):  NO! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

Marcy:  Take a nap?

Cynthia:  NO! We have a deadline. WE NEED A RECAP!

Marcy:  Calm down, Cindy. I’ll do the recap.

Cynthia sits down and tries to catch her breath.

Marcy:  Okay. Recap.

Cynthia looks at Marcy very hopefully (never a good idea).

Marcy:  Here goes.

Marcy gets distracted and starts chewing on her toes.

Cynthia:  MARCY!

Marcy:  Okay. Yeah. Recap.  Hmmmm… Well. That Tim Gunn is so handsome and sophisticated. Do you think he would let me be his kitty?

Cynthia:  THAT IS NOT A RECAP!

Marcy:  Okay, okay… Oh. I know.

Cynthia:  WHAT?!

Marcy:  The blue dress that won was very pretty.

Bradon’s Winning Look

Cynthia:  You know, I thought so too. Very nicely billowy.

Bradon’s Winning Look

Marcy:  Off to the presses.