9:30 pm. Credits roll on Project Runway Episode 3 of Season 12.

Is Alexandria and Dom’s 2nd Place Red Toothed Monster a Metaphor For the Episode?

Marcy and Cynthia stare at the TV in abject desolation.

Marcy:  I feel dirty.

Cynthia:  Me too. This show is like modern day gladiators. I don’t want to see people in such a state of ego-infused desperation that they are mean and petty to each other. I don’t want to see people so distraught and under so much pressure that they behave in ways that they never would in real life. I don’t want to see so much crying and yelling and hurt. It makes me sad.

This is a show about fashion. It should be fun, creative, informational, and uplifting.

Marcy:  So are we done?

Cynthia:  I think so, Marcy. I think so.

Marcy: By the way, another pretty dress won. This one is red and looks like a super fantabulous claw scratching device!  Get it for me.

Kate and Helen’s Awesome Sombrero Dress

 

Cynthia:  Gosh Marcy, why don’t we just trim your nails for goodness sake?

Marcy:  No way, Cindy! And anyway, I thought you didn’t want to see crying and yelling?

Cynthia:  Sigh… you are so dramatic.