Aaaaand… awards season is upon us…
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Cynthia: It’s that time of year when we become obsessed with pretty dresses over here at Marcy Very Much.
Marcy: We start off strong and enthusiastic with the Golden Globes and fizzle out by the time the Oscars eventually air.
Cynthia: By the end of February… well… we … we …
Marcy: Oh just say it. By the end of February… we’re fatigued of frocks.
Cynthia: But now… now we can’t wait to see what will come down the red carpet! Woo hoo! And now Marcy will do her best Joan Rivers impersonation again.
Marcy and Cynthia bow their heads for a moment of silence to honor Joan.
Cynthia: So Marcy, what do you think of this dress I picked to wear if I were going to the Golden Globes?
Marcy pretends she is holding a microphone and talking to a camera on the red carpet.
Marcy: And here comes Cynthia, creator of the fabulous feline media empire, Marcy Very Much, in a Pallavi Mohan gown.
The question is – is she wearing her grandma’s nightgown from 1971? Or, did she DIY her 1990’s cast-off goth dress with cheap plastic flowers from a Michaels craft store? In either case, someone cover up those elbows ’cause the bloom is off this flower.
Cynthia: Awww… I thought it was so pretty. Well what would you wear?
Cynthia: Pretty. Very french.
Marcy: Mais oui.
penelope kitten (squeaking): we we we. i wanna play too!
Cynthia: Sure! What would you wear to the Golden Globes, P?
Penelope Kitten scrolls through dresses on the computer.
penelope kitten: this one. totes.
Cynthia: So you. That’s a Tracy Reese dress. She’s a cat lover, you know.
penelope kitten: obvi.
Marcy impatiently goes back to pretending she’s hosting the live event.
Marcy: Join us this Sunday, January 10th for our catty hits and misses of Golden Globes red carpet fashion where everyone will be wrong and I will be right.