Cynthia:  Marcy, look at these cool cat tights! Should I get a pair?

Marcy:  Are you 12?

Cynthia:  Um… no.

Marcy:  Are you a Harajuku girl?

Cynthia:  Noooo…we don’t live in Japan.

Marcy:  Is it Halloween? Is it April Fool’s Day?

Cynthia:  It’s June.

Marcy:  Do you have legs like that? Or do you have knee wrinkles, purple veins, and wobbly thighs?

Cynthia:  Okay, you’re being mean.

Marcy:  No. I am saving you from yourself.