Nordstrom is selling a cat bra.

 

Friday morning.

Cynthia is perusing the Nordstrom New Arrivals section on her computer.

OMG = Oh My Gato (natch)

Cynthia (yelling excitedly):  OMG Nordstrom is selling a cat bra!

 

Marcy and Penelope Kitten race over to the computer.

 

penelope kitten (squeaking): omg it’s a black cat bra.

Marcy (scoffing):  OMG that is insane.

Cynthia (still yelling): Insanely AWESOME!

penelope kitten: the black cat heads cover ur nipples. totes adorbs.

Cynthia:   I NEED this black cat bra with the black cat heads covering my nipples.

Marcy:  Ew. Why?

Cynthia (incredulously):  Why?

Marcy:  Why?

Cynthia (somewhat dangerously):  You ask me … WHY!?

penelope kitten:  uh oh. She’s gonna go on a rant.

Cynthia:  Because … I …CAN. That’s why.

Marcy:  You’re right. She’s using the Gen X periods as ellipses. Here we go…

Cynthia: Because it’s 2024 and I am an American woman. I have my own credit card and I don’t need anyone’s approval to use it. Not my husband’s, not my father’s. No one. I can buy myself this insanely awesome black cat bra with the black cat heads covering my nipples and no one … NO ONE … not one … single … person in this whole wide world can stop me.

Cynthia hits the BUY NOW button with abandon.

She takes a bow and then takes a moment of silence. Fist bump solidly placed in the air.

Marcy:  Where are you going to wear that thing?

Cynthia: The ballot box.

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Marcy:  Sounds like a threat.

Cynthia:  It’s a promise.

Marcy:  Should really be sold at Nordstrom … Rack. A ha hahaha haha ha.

Cynthia:  Ha ha.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  hey hey. just found the matching thong.