The Reason Heidi Klum Wore A Decimated Bird Dress To The Emmys

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I’ll let Marcy and Penelope Kitten fill you in on this one…


Marcy and Penelope Kitten are scouring the internet to find out why Heidi Klum showed up at the 2015 Emmys dressed in a dead canary dress.

They’ve been at it for hours.

Cynthia:  Can I please have my computer back now?

Marcy:  No. We’re still investigating.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  sorry.

Cynthia:  I told you, her dress is Versace. She saw it on the Runway and liked it so much she called Donatella and asked to wear it to the Emmys.

Heidi knew it looked like a battered bird.




Marcy:  Heidi would never be so tacky.

peneolpe kitten(agreeing):  nope. not buying it.

Marcy and Penelope Kitten continue their P. I. work.

Marcy:  Here’s a lead. Looks like the Downtown LA Ferals thought she was a giant canary and attacked. It was a few minutes before they realized she was a person.

penelope kitten:  no. no. says here it was the Hollywood Ferals.

Marcy:  Hmmm… so both the DTLA Ferals and the Hollywood Hep Cats are taking credit?

penelope kitten:  and the Beverly Hills Bunch.

Marcy:  Oh the Beverly Hills Bunch are lying. They’ve got no street cred. They’re all fat cats who are neutered.

Cynthia (exasperated):  Oh my gosh! So you’re saying that rival feral cat gangs are all claiming credit for Heidi Klum’s Emmy dress?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah.

Cynthia:  But they’re all lying! The dress was designed to look like Big Bird in the middle of molting season.

Marcy:  No. Heidi is perfect. She would never go out of the house looking like a molting muppet.

penelope kitten:  never ever.

Cynthia leaves the room, convinced that she may possibly be losing her mind and should probably get out of the house and get a real job. One that doesn’t involve talking delusional cats.

Marcy (reverently):  I must say, Heidi showed great courage to show up on the red carpet after her dress got ripped apart by the ferals.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  yeah. yeah. so brave.




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  • Reply Liz September 22, 2015 at 9:35 am

    LOL I missed the Emmy’s. It’s Fantasy Football season, so my weekends are now spent watching Kyle have anxiety attacks as his picks screw up, get injured, and get penalty after penalty. I heard a preview for a story on the radio talking about the “Big Bird Dress.” This must be it! lol It’s definitely not my favorite Heidi Klum look. Though it does look much better(?) on the runway. I love Marcy and Penelope’s explanation. Heidi is indeed very brave for taking to the red carpet after being assaulted.

    <3 Liz

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 23, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      Yes! This is it! Much different in real life than on the Runway. I don’t think she saw it in person before she picked it out and maybe was too embarrassed to tell Donatella “no way” after it got sent to her form Italy? Maybe?

  • Reply Patty September 22, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Ha! It looks much cuter from the back but I have to say the runway model wore it better.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 23, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      Really?! I think it is almost obscene from the back! LOL!!

  • Reply Big Momma September 22, 2015 at 2:02 pm

    It looks as if the designer had three different dresses in mind, couldn’t pick a favorite and tossed all three together. The long sheer one would be pretty by itself and so would the short yellow patterned one and the floaty, fluffy one would look nice in a long or short version. It’s all just an unfortunate result of indecisiveness.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 23, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      Hmmm… interesting theory!

  • Reply Merrie K. September 22, 2015 at 3:15 pm

    Yeeeah…I’m sorry. Heidi is absolutely lovely, but I’m not loving that dress…
    Interestingly though….it kinda looks good in the runway picture you posted. Hmm….

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 23, 2015 at 3:30 pm

      So weird, right? Heidi saw it online and picked it out. I may have too from that pic. However, it did not translate in the hot LA sun. Btw, it was 102 on the red carpet. hot hot hot

  • Reply Vik September 22, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    The cat girls are quite in the agro frame of mind lately, what with the wishful frog-eating and the bird-shredding. But who am I to weigh in on the fashion choices…I just kicked off a pair of Crocs that I was wearing around the house. Yes.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch September 23, 2015 at 3:33 pm

      Vik!!! Aackkk… don’t let Marcy hear you say Crocs!

      it’s okay. crocs are a much better choice than that dress!

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