Felines in fashion on the 2016 spring catwalk…
Marcy and Cynthia are perusing the pics from the spring fashion shows that took place last month.
They come across Milan-based Vivetta Ponti’s collection.
Marcy: Cats on clothes!
Cynthia: So cute!
Cynthia: What an adorable collection. It reminds me of a 1970’s arts and crafts teacher.
The smart cool one – not the hippie one who smiled endlessly, hid the black paint, forced you to share, and made you draw on scrap paper so you wouldn’t be a tree killer.
Marcy: You killed trees?
Cynthia (grumpily): No.
Marcy: Are you sure?
Cynthia: I tried not to but I wanted a fresh piece of paper. And some black paint. How can you paint a house without black paint? And why did I have to share my green paint? Now I have half a yard and the trees are purple.
Marcy: Purple trees are stupid.
Cynthia: I know!
Marcy: And so is sharing.
One last dress (sans cat) that the smart cool 1970’s art and crafts teacher would wear to a gala. I mean, obviously. Right?