Cynthia rushes around frantically looking for her cat ears and Marcy Very Much tee.
Marcy observes while lazily giving herself a bath.
Cynthia: Arrrrrghhhhh… Where are my cat clothes?
Cynthia dumps her entire closet onto the bedroom floor. Marcy leisurely chomps on her toenails.
Cynthia: WHERE … ARE… THEY? Arrrrrrrghhhhh….
Marcy gracefully stretches.
Cynthia: I know! The hall closet.
Cynthia rushes off. She comes back a few minutes later – empty handed and completely frazzled.
Marcy (nonchalantly): You gave your sister your tee and you’ll find the remnants of your cat ears under the refrigerator.
Marcy: Penelope Kitten thought they were mice. She tortured them, killed them, ate them, and then stored them under the frig for later. Isn’t that right, Penelope?
penelope kitten (popping up from under the clothes pile): yeah yeah. they’re dead. you’re welcome.
She jumps back into the pile of clothes.
Cynthia (sighing): I need the ears and the tee for CatCon LA in June. I’m going to cover the cat fashion and happenings like I did for the fantastically awesome LA Feline Festival. Remember?
|Cynthia at the LA Feline Film Festival|
Marcy (dryly): You never let us forget. So what is this new insanity you’re embarking on?
There are going to be –
Cat adoptions by Best Friends Animal Society.
And, our beloved FixNation will receive proceeds from the net profits and $1 of each ticket sale.
It is going to be…EPIC!
Cynthia’s eyes bug out as she rushes out to buy another pair of cat ears and steal back her shirt from her sister.
Cynthia: OMG! I can’t wait until June!
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