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Gifts For Cat Lovers: Nice Looking Stuff For Your Cat

Instead of empty Amazon boxes and piles of tissue paper

 

*buying via the affiliate links may result in Marcy and Penelope Kitten getting more treats*

 

Cynthia walks into the living room. It’s covered in empty cardboard boxes, piles of shredded tissue paper, and chewed up catnip toys.

Cynthia:  Kitties! Nooooo! I can’t handle this mess anymore!

She grabs a trash bag and frenziedly starts cleaning.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  it’s not a mess, it’s my moggy masterpiece. i was gonna enter it into the “cat crap hall of fame”.

Cynthia:  Penelope, this is literal garbage. And it’s all over my floor. Please?

penelope kitten (sadly)ok.

Cynthia picks up Penelope and places her in front of the computer.

Cynthia:  Here. You and Marcy can pick out quality cat products that actually make our home look nice.

 

Cat Beds

instead of Amazon boxes

cute, quirky, or sophisticated

 

Cat Scratchers

save your sofa

save your sanity

 

Litter Box

this made in the USA box is the only one we recommend

good for happy cats and happy hoomans

 

 

Food Bowls

use the good china

 

Cat Toys

because cats love new toys too

 

 

A Week Later. Boxes of “Nice Looking Stuff For Your Cat “arrive.

Cynthia happily sets up the apartment with new and pretty beds, scratchers, toys, and food bowls. She puts aside the boxes for later recycling.

Later That Night.

Hamlet:  Psss pssspsss. Hey, P! I found a boatload of empty boxes! And lots and lots of tissue papers! We can recreate your Moggy Masterpiece for the “Cat Crap Hall Of Fame”.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  yay! let’s get trashing!

The Next Morning.

Cynthia finds the cats asleep on top of a trash heap in the middle of the living room.

The new cat items have not been touched.

=^..^=

 mostly me, by penelope

How does an anxious but amiable black kitten with a squeaky voice and a pudgy primordial pouch get through life?

Why … with a mix of pluckiness, persistence, pragmatism, and pizazz.

Join the adventures of Penelope Kitten, a Wiffle ball loving apartment cat as she navigates a world of crafty crows, killer coyotes, and vicious vacuums.

Whether she’s on her CB radio, or donning her superhero cape, or campaigning to be VP of the USA, Penelope Kitten is out to save the world (or maybe take it over).

One squeak at a time.

“Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!”

Because we all need telling off advice from an opinionated cat.

Always humorous.

Sometimes malevolent

 

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2 Comments

  • Reply Big Momma November 22, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    I love everything!
    I’m going to buy one of each and redecorate my house.
    Does that seem insane since I don’t have a cat?

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch November 22, 2023 at 11:32 pm

      Yes. But we like your style!
      xo,
      Cynthia

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