Hell No Kitty Book Bags

“Hell No Kitty” Book Bag by Marcy Very Much

Just in time for CatCon…


Marcy and Penelope Kitten are alarmed.

Strange noises emanate from the behind the apartment door.




It’s Cynthia. She’s lugging a huge and heavy box up the stairs.




Cynthia (in a strangled whispery cry):  Uhhhhh. Help. Please. Help meeeee.

Penelope Kitten peeps out.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  u ok?

Cynthia is halfway up the stairs, sitting on her butt, whilst desperately hanging onto the huge and heavy box with both arms and legs.

Cynthia (barely audible): Can you please give me a push?

penelope kitten: yes, sir. right away, sir.

Penelope Kitten rushes to help but she pushes down instead of up.

Cynthia:  Nooooo…. Penelopeeeeee…

The box breaks free from Cynthia’s grasp and violently sails down the staircase with Penelope Kitten on top.








Penelope Kitten flies head over paws into the flower planter. There’s black fur and “Hell No Kitty” Book Bags everywhere.

A beat.

Penelope kitten (jumping up):  i’m ok!

Once Penelope rigs a pulley system and hauls the box up through the third floor balcony, the human and cats admire the “Hell No Kitty” Book Bags.

Marcy is smugly smiling.

Marcy is the original “Hell No Kitty”

Cynthia and Penelope Kitten are bruised and wearing bandages and arm slings. They are a bit punch drunk.

Cynthia (giggling):  Wowza Meowza! Our “Hell No Kitty” Book Bags have arrived.

Penelope kitten (squeaking): they look cat-tastic.

Cynthia: I just wish it was a little easier getting them here. Ow.

penelope kitten:  lotsa ouchies that’s for sure. 

Cynthia:  I wonder if we got them all?

She looks out the window.

Cynthia:  Oops. There’s one in the tree.

“Hell No Kitty” Book Bag by Marcy Very Much

penelope kitten (shimmying down the pulley system):  i’m on it.

Cynthia:  So Marcy. Why don’t you come to CatCon with me? You can pose next to your bag and sign pawtographs.

Marcy:  Hell No.


p.s. from penelope

plz leave ur kitties at home.

they r not allowed at CatCon.

for safety reasons.

thank u.

CatCon Worldwide

June 29 + 30

Pasadena Convention Center

Table TT21

Be sure to stop by to say “hi” and/or “meow”.


*We’ll add our “Hell No Kitty” Book Bags to our Marcy Very Much shop next week!


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  • Reply Big Momma June 28, 2019 at 10:46 am

    I love my Hell No Kitty bag. It decorates the hallway and holds dog walking essentials. Don’t tell Marcy.
    Happy CatCon!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 28, 2019 at 7:24 pm

      I will most definitely NOT tell Marcy!

  • Reply Patty June 28, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Ha, ha, ha!!! This is a great story! I’m glad everyone is okay. I can’t believe you got a pic of Marcy looking at herself on the bag. BTW, I still use this bag ALL the time!!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 28, 2019 at 7:25 pm

      I can’t believe I got a photo either. It took two days. She hates modeling and is not speaking to me now.

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