Cynthia:  So. In answer to my question yesterday. Yes, cats have indeed jumped the shark. At least social media cats have.

Marcy:  What happened?

Cynthia: Justin Bieber’s cat, Tut, has his own Twitter page. It’s all over Facebook and E News! We’re doomed.

Cynthia looks confused.Marcy:  Who’s Justin Bieber?

Cynthia: Ummm… he’s that famous kid.

Blank stare from Marcy.

Cynthia:  Oh, I don’t know. He’s that kid. You know, that kid… who wears low pants and lurches around with his arms. The point is Tut’s got over 4,000 followers. In one day.

Marcy:  How many do we have?

Cynthia:  Two.

Marcy:  *&^*!!!

Cynthia:  We are officially a cliche. Hey! Where are you going?

Marcy:  Shark fishing.