Today’s video is an October-themed lament from our favorite existential cat, Henri Le Chat Noir…
Cynthia is not so patiently waiting for Marcy to figure out her Monday video selection. She wants an Henri video but is too infatuated to pick just one.
Cynthia: C’mon, Marcy. Just pick one.
Marcy: No. It has to be the most perfect one. I don’t want Henri to think I have bad taste.
Cynthia: But you do have bad taste. Anyone who thinks Friskies Salmon Pate is yummy has deranged taste buds.
Marcy ignores Cynthia and watches yet another Henri video.
Marcy: Okay. This one. It’s about you people and your month-long obsession with Halloween.
Marcy stares longingly at the video.
Cynthia: Why don’t you tell Henri you’re in love with him already? Ask him out on a date or something?
Marcy narrows her eyes and whips her tail.
Marcy haughtily sniffs the air.
Marcy: You humans are so declasse.
Cynthia: Hey! We humans are not the ones who shove our noses up each others butts as a way to communicate.
Marcy: Are you sure about that?
Cynthia thinks for a moment – horrified.
Cynthia (outraged): YES!
Marcy: Would you be speaking figuratively or literally?
Cynthia (flummoxed): What? Stop it! I don’t like this conversation anymore.
Cynthia rushes out of the room.
Marcy happily and peacefully spends the rest of the afternoon watching her faux boyfriend’s existential videos.