Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (#blackcatsrule)

Marcy is taking a bath while Penelope Kitten leaps up and down like a jumping bean.

penelope kitten (jumping):  #blackcatsrule

Marcy rolls her eyes and continues with her bath.

penelope kitten (jumping):  #blackcatsrule (jumping)  #blackcatsrule

Marcy:  Says who?

penelope kitten (jumping):  #twitter

Marcy:  Twitter is for the birds.

penelope kitten (jumping):  #blackcatsrule

Marcy:  Stop talking in hashtags already. And stop jumping. I’m getting nauseated.

penelope kitten (jumping):  #cantstopwontstop

Marcy:  Well, Black cats don’t rule. I do. And you shouldn’t be on Cindy’s computer. She doesn’t like kitty cooties on the keyboard.

penelopekitten (jumping):  #bossy. #imtellingmom

Marcy:  She’s not your mom.

penelope kitten (jumping):  #yessheis

Marcy:  No she’s not. She’s a human and you’re a cat.

Penelope Kitten stops jumping and gapes at Marcy.

penelope kitten:  no santa claus. no easter bunny. and now cindy’s not my mom?!

Penelope Kitten goes back to being a jumping bean.

penelope kitten (jumping):  #yeahright

Marcy:  Hey! I never told you there wasn’t a Santa Claus. I told you there wasn’t a Tooth Fairy.

penelope kitten (aghast):  no tooth fairy?



Marcy:  Oh. Oops. I guess I got confused.

Penelope Kitten runs off yelling for Cynthia.

penelope kitten:  mom! mom! mom! marcy’s being mean. she says there’s no tooth fairy!

Marcy:  #MarcyRules



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  • Reply Gwen April 30, 2014 at 11:40 pm

    Oh Penelope's face!! Hahahaha!! That's like Victor's face that one time we ran out of rice! ("I'm Chinese, damn it – I can't NOT have rice!" "Honey, it's midnight. Are you even hungry?" "….No." "Are you prepared to go break into the Costcutter?" "…No." "We can buy more rice tomorrow." "… I guess.")

    Black cats totally rule. They are the coolest and witchiest cats of them all! #broomsticks (Another hashtag for Penelope! 😉

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 1, 2014 at 8:23 pm

      Freddy feels the same about rice! It must be in their DNA.

      #broomsticks. i love it.
      squeak,penelope kitten

  • Reply GnomeLover May 1, 2014 at 4:18 am

    Ha! "Twitter is for the birds." Marcy is actually right on this one. I don't get hashtags. I always want hash browns when I hear that word. Oh my goodness. I feel bad for Penelope Kitten. Don't tell her any more sad news. Her and I both can't take it!


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 1, 2014 at 8:26 pm

      Ugh. I can't stand Twitter. It was good when I was blogging about Project Runway and it was very cool that the designers responded to my tweets. Since then – nothing. It really is for the birds.
      Hash browns are 1000x better than hashtags!!
      Don't be sad. Penelope forgot about the tooth fairy already and she doesn't believe Marcy about me not being her mom anyway. She is a pretty practical kitty. 🙂

  • Reply Merrie K. May 1, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    That's really cute…you really capture their sibling rivalry…lol 🙂 #kittiesrule! #marcy-n-pkittyrule!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 1, 2014 at 8:28 pm

      Thanks, Merrie. I have two younger sisters and this post is not entirely fictional. Oops.

      squeak,penelope kitten

  • Reply Anonymous May 1, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    These Penelope stories are starting to sound a little too familiar. #littlesistersrule!

    Very cute pics btw and I love the Twitter is for the birds joke-I got it! 😉 Marcy is so clever!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 1, 2014 at 8:28 pm

      Art imitates life. Or steals directly from it. HA!

  • Reply Anonymous May 1, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    Penelope kitten is soooo photogenic. Can I get a copy of the wide-eyed picture?

  • Reply Ms. Phoebe May 2, 2014 at 2:54 am

    Penelope kitten is so adorable! She reminds me so much of my panther ladycat Černy who went to the Bridge almost 2 yrs ago. She and Ms. Phoebe who joined her in January :'( were like Marcy and Penelope and their sibling rivalry.
    Black cats DO rule! Do you belong to the organization on Facebook run by Smoky? She and her Mom raise awareness and money for black cat causes- she is a lovely ladycat. Smoky was a dear friend of my Phoebe, and we have known her and her Mom for 3 years. I adore black cats and have been lucky to be Mom to 3 in my lifetime so far. Marcy you are a stunning ladycat with your spots, my Kaspars has similar ones except instead of black they are grey.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 2, 2014 at 9:59 pm

      Love our House Panthers! I will check out Smoky on Facebook. Thanks for letting me know about that one. There is also another one called For the Love Of Black Cats (Black Cat Appreciation Page) that is really great!

  • Reply withwonderandwhimsy May 5, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    Aw, poor Marcy. No one should have to suffer through Miley Cyrus hashtags. I almost felt bad for her here. Until she destroyed Penelope's kittenhood dreams.

    <3 Liz

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch May 5, 2014 at 9:07 pm

      That's okay!!! Penelope was going to find out sooner or later. There are no innocent parties when it comes to sisters torturing each other. That's for sure! 😀

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