penelope kitten: here’s my new meme on monday.
the humans in the house are transfixed by a tv show about zombies.
i don’t get it.
obvi cats will survive the zombie apocalypse.
not humans.
zombies will never catch us.
we can climb trees.
zombies can’t.
we can hear the zombies.
they can’t hear us.
we won’t have anyone to spay/neuter us
so we’ll explode in numbers
while the zombies won’t.
cats will survive the zombie apocalypse.
i’m not scared.
the end.
by penelope kitten.
14 Comments
So true! Cats would have a much better chance of it than poor dogs who can't climb trees. And cats are stealthy. Quick. Smaller. Yes, Penelope, you would survive. I did not know you had such a dark side. Marcy better watch out. You're a plotter. She won't see it coming behind your sweet facade!
Jenni
i'm still sweet. and i'm smart too. marcy has it coming.
squeak, penelope kitten
super cute…i'm sure she's right! 🙂
thank u. i'm right.
squeak, penelope kitten
Penelope, you photograph so beautifully you should consider modeling.
thank u. i will.
squeak, penelope kitten
True!
(Dogs would so not do as well, I don't think … )
I think they'd bark and give themselves away. Plus, they can't climb trees which appears to be essential. lol
xo,cynthia
Bwahahaha!! Have you seen a book called Zombie Haiku? I got it for my husband and wound up reading it myself. It was pretty funny! I've also been reading this alternate reality SF series by Cherie Priest that's got zombies spreading during the American Civil War, maybe you'd enjoy that? 🙂
Thank you for the recommendations, Gwen! Zombie Haiku sounds crazy! Too funny!
xo,cynthia
Penelope is too cute and she is a creative and smart cookie as well! She may prefer Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Although Carlton was a bit wild, she does have a black cat.
Enjoy your evening Penelope,
Stacey
thank u stacey. i will have to check out that show if there is a black cat on it. i want a cookie. thank u for reminding me.
squeak, penelope kitten
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