Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (surviving the zombie apocalypse)


penelope kitten:  here’s my new meme on monday.

the humans in the house are transfixed by a tv show about zombies.

i don’t get it.

obvi cats will survive the zombie apocalypse.

not humans.

zombies will never catch us.

we can climb trees.

zombies can’t.

we can hear the zombies.

they can’t hear us.

we won’t have anyone to spay/neuter us

so we’ll explode in numbers

while the zombies won’t.

cats will survive the zombie apocalypse.

i’m not scared.

the end.

by penelope kitten.



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  • Reply GnomeLover March 17, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    So true! Cats would have a much better chance of it than poor dogs who can't climb trees. And cats are stealthy. Quick. Smaller. Yes, Penelope, you would survive. I did not know you had such a dark side. Marcy better watch out. You're a plotter. She won't see it coming behind your sweet facade!


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch March 17, 2014 at 9:11 pm

      i'm still sweet. and i'm smart too. marcy has it coming.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Merrie K. March 17, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    super cute…i'm sure she's right! 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch March 17, 2014 at 9:10 pm

      thank u. i'm right.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Anonymous March 17, 2014 at 7:13 pm

    Penelope, you photograph so beautifully you should consider modeling.

  • Reply Lisa - respect the shoes March 18, 2014 at 1:52 am


    (Dogs would so not do as well, I don't think … )

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch March 18, 2014 at 5:51 am

      I think they'd bark and give themselves away. Plus, they can't climb trees which appears to be essential. lol

  • Reply Gwen March 18, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    Bwahahaha!! Have you seen a book called Zombie Haiku? I got it for my husband and wound up reading it myself. It was pretty funny! I've also been reading this alternate reality SF series by Cherie Priest that's got zombies spreading during the American Civil War, maybe you'd enjoy that? 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch March 18, 2014 at 10:44 pm

      Thank you for the recommendations, Gwen! Zombie Haiku sounds crazy! Too funny!

  • Reply Whimsical Preppy March 24, 2014 at 11:59 pm

    Penelope is too cute and she is a creative and smart cookie as well! She may prefer Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Although Carlton was a bit wild, she does have a black cat.
    Enjoy your evening Penelope,

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch March 25, 2014 at 6:39 pm

      thank u stacey. i will have to check out that show if there is a black cat on it. i want a cookie. thank u for reminding me.
      squeak, penelope kitten

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