The Most Epic Cat Furniture. Ever.


Marcy calls dibs on Square Paws’ awesome Meowskeeping Cat Tower. …


It’s a quiet and lazy Wednesday morning. 

Cue Jaws theme song.

When all of a sudden – 

Penelope Kitten runs screaming into the living room where the other cats are napping. 

penelope kitten (squeak screaming):  RUN!

Marcy (groggily):  What?

penelope kitten:  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Right behind Penelope is Cynthia, nonchalantly entering the room with… the vacuum cleaner.

penelope kitten, Hamlet, and Scooter:  NOOOOOO!!!!!

Penelope Kitten, Hamlet, and Scooter panic. 

They bounce off the walls, run into each other, and run this way and that trying to find a hiding spot.

Marcy (yawning):  Whatever.

Cynthia starts up the vacuum as Marcy watches on. Unimpressed. And Unfazed.

Marcy (scoffing over the din of the vacuum):  Bunch of scaredy cats.

Just then, a bright and sparkly red light bulb goes off above Marcy’s head.

She rushes into the office and hops on the computer.

She clicks onto the Square Paws website.

Marcy:  Ah. Ha. I thought I saw this on Facebook the other day.

She clicks onto Square Paws’ most awesome and epic Meowskeeping Cat Tower.


Marcy:  Ha. If I get this I will for sure be Queen of my Domain. An Electrolux vacuum cat tree. Ha. Pure genius by the already genius purveyors of cat furniture, Square Paws.



Marcy (laughing evilly):  Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha. No cat will dare approach me. Ever! I will rule utterly and absolutely. Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Cynthia hears Marcy’s evil laugh and snaps off the vacuum to see what she’s looking at.

Cynthia:  Gasp! Oh wow! That is the most awesome and epic cat tree in the whole universe! Gotta give it to our friends at Square Paws, they know how to create!

Marcy (urgently):  I’ve crossed everything off my Christmas list and I want only this now.

Marcy hands Cynthia her Christmas list.

Marcy:  Give my revised list to Santa.


* We love all the cat furniture our friends at Square Paws create for cats!  But, the Meowskeeping Tower really stole our hearts. (Marcy is indeed completely unfazed by the vacuum while the other cats in the household go completely berserk when they see it!)

Check out Square Paws for truly unique one-of-a-kind hand crafted cat furniture with a sense of humor and whimsy. And, a philanthropic mission to save cats. ♥♥♥



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  • Reply Big Momma December 6, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    Marcy, this could backfire. The others might become desensitized by the constant presence of a peaceful Electrolux. They may become fascinated by the lovely contours and scratching surfaces and decide they must have it. They will band together to topple you from your perch.
    Perhaps Square Paws could create a Meowskeeping Tower with a live vacuum and place the switch within your reach. Then, when the others get too close, activate!

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat December 6, 2017 at 3:39 pm

      i like the way u think. now if we could just get it to shoot water out of it too.

  • Reply caren gittleman December 6, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    We absolutely LOVE Square Paws too (and he is sooo nice!) You are soooo lucky to have received a tower from them!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 6, 2017 at 3:34 pm

      Hi Caren! We love Square Paws!! Mario is a genius – so creative and funny!
      And, just to clarify – Square Paws did not give me a tower nor did I receive one from them. Marcy is hoping that I’ll buy one for her. 🙂

  • Reply Patty December 6, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Their pieces are amazing!! And I’m very impressed that Marcy is unfazed by the vacuum. However, I wish she would get Steve Bannon’s phone number for Christmas!!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 6, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      ahahahahaha. You could crank call him! Marcy wants it for nefarious reasons I’m sure. lol

  • Reply TheLadyK December 6, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    LOVE it!! The tower, Marcy’s domination plans and Xmas list (both original and revised versions), and most importantly, that Marcy’s overhead lightbulb is red and sparkly!!!! (And me being nice this one time is the only Xmas gift yer gettin’ from me, cat.) Meanwhile… do they only do vacuum cleaners? I need a way to make my freestanding heavybag into a climber, since Mr. W. already uses it for that purpose; maybe they’d have ideas…

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 6, 2017 at 6:41 pm

      Oh no – check out their site – they do lots and lots of different towers! Sardine can trees, lifeguard trees, ferris wheel trees, mousetrap themed trees- and on and on! You’d love Mario’s creativity!

  • Reply Liz December 7, 2017 at 9:24 am

    This is amazing! It looks like functional items you just stored away in the corner for the moment. But it also looks like an art installation. It is one stylish and cheeky cat tower! How do you find these things?!?


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 7, 2017 at 10:26 am

      Hi Liz! I know all the cool creative cats from going to CatCon for the past couple of years! It’s amazing the creativity that is out there. And, of course, I loooooove showcasing them all on my blaaaagh!! =^..^=

  • Reply Angel Ms. Phoebe’s Family December 8, 2017 at 4:54 am

    What a pawesome way to take over Marcy AND help the environment too by repurposing something creatively! I can always count on you to feature the greatest in cat across all forums on your blog. Btw- my new adopter Siamese/Tortie mix Pearl insisted I point out that in one of the responses to a comment above, your human Cynthia referred to this as HER blog… ? Pearl says she is pretty certain that’s grounds for insubordination and you must punish her accordingly before she begins thinking she has the upper paw.

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat December 8, 2017 at 1:46 pm

      excellent point. i will have to hire Pearl on as my lawyer. she’s obviously extremely intelligent, litigious happy, and as a Siamese/Tortie mix, i bet she looks fierce in a suit.

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