Whimsical, elegant, and finely feline! Long Live Porcelain is a CatConLA vendor we can’t wait to meet! …
4pm. Tuesday afternoon.
Penelope Kitten wanders into the office where Cynthia is working and Marcy is napping.
penelope kitten (squeaking): hi hi.
Cynthia: Oh hi, P. What’s up?
penelope kitten: yeah so i heard you’re taking catconla requests.
Cynthia: Yup. Did you find something you’d like me to get for you?
penelope kitten: yes, please. i’d like this.
Cynthia looks a little worried.
Cynthia: That’s very elegant, Penelope. But, what will you do with… an urn?
penelope kitten: it’s a cookie jar.
Marcy: That’s an urn.
penelope kitten: it’s a cookie jar. it’s for my cookies. i would also like these colorful food dishes.
penelope kitten: this bud vase to grow my catnip.
penelope kitten: and these baseball bats to defend myself against the murder of crows that has taken up residence on the roof next door.
Marcy: Those are salt and pepper shakers.
penelope kitten (squeaking): oh.
Marcy: Although, I guess you could use them to beat down a crow and then season him for dinner.
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. two in one.
Cynthia turns a fresh minty green as Marcy and Penelope Kitten walk away plotting crow wars with salt and pepper shakers in their rare and brief moment of solidarity.
*Be sure to check out Los Angeles based artist, Cara Long, and her beautiful porcelain at her Long Live Porcelain booth #226 at ConConLA 2016!
June 25th-26th at The Reef in Downtown Los Angeles. More info here.
(btw, the cat urn is also a jar! it’s made with a food-safe glaze. so technically, penelope kitten could store her cookies in it. if she was allowed to eat cookies. yeah – her diet is not going too well. lol)