She even drafted her own Constitution.
Marcy: I have the Declaration of Independence all drafted and ready for July 4th.
Cynthia: Ummm… the Declaration of Independence is already written. It was written over 200 years ago.
Marcy: No. My Declaration of Independence.
Cynthia: Who are you declaring yourself independent of?
Marcy: You.
Cynthia: Me?!
Marcy: And Penelope Kitten. And the rest of the cats that occupy this state.
Cynthia: But where will you live?
Marcy: The United State of Marcy.
Cynthia: And where is that?
Marcy: In my box.
Cynthia: Can I visit?
Marcy: No. I’m not granting travel visas.
Cynthia: Who will feed you?
Marcy: I established a trade deal with Friskies.
Cynthia: Who will scoop your litter box?
Marcy thinks for a minute.
Marcy: Okay, I’ll lift my travel ban and let you apply for a work visa.
Cynthia: Will you have your own currency?
Marcy: Yes. A toy mouse is worth $1. A live mouse is worth $100.
Cynthia: What about laws?
Marcy: Business Cat should be here any moment with my Constitution. No amendments. I hate amendments.
Cynthia: Will you have a military?
Marcy flexes her daggers claws.
Cynthia: Well, I guess you’re all set.
Marcy: Yes. Please deposit the profits from my Gross National Product into my Marcy Treasury.
Cynthia: Ummm… I think you may be unclear about what a GNP actually is.
Marcy: No. I am very clear. All profits from the Independence PussyCat Bracelets are to be directly deposited into my Marcy Treasury.
Business Cat arrives with a ratified United State of Marcy constitution.
Marcy steps into her box.
Marcy: I pledge allegiance to myself.
Of the United State of Marcy.
And to the box of which it dwells.
One nation
Under Marcy
With liberty and justice
For me.
Yeah.

Marcy Cat, first President of the United State of Marcy
=^..^=
12 Comments
Marcy, willl this be a dictatorship? Then you could order your subjects to scoop without the hassle of visa paperwork.
I’ve always wanted my own dictatorship but Trump is beating me to it.
Love the bracelets!
Excellent idea.
meow,marcy
Marcy rules. Literally. How does one become a citizen of the United State of Marcy?
You pay me 1 million US dollars to start a business and create jobs. Then you have to take a test and if I decide you pass you can become a resident for 10 years and then maybe I’ll let you be a USM citizen. Maybe.
meow,marcy
This is way better than schoolhouse rocks!!
Thank you.
meow,marcy
Love your photo! It could be on all the USM nation’s currency/billboards, etc.
fantastic idea. i will make you my chief strategist.
meow,marcy
Ohhhhhh snap! See? These are the consequences of our new fearless leadership. Marcy is now adopting an isolationist approach. She’s going to be a tremendous leader. The best leader.
Liz
https://withwonderandwhimsy.com/2017/06/21/styling-graphic-tees-for-summer/
Oops! I was supposed to link my latest blog post, but I guess this was the last link I’d copied.
Oh no worries -I’ll fix it!
xo
i’m gonna be yuuuuuge.
meow,marcy