She even drafted her own Constitution.

 

Marcy:  I have the Declaration of Independence all drafted and ready for July 4th.

Cynthia:  Ummm… the Declaration of Independence is already written. It was written over 200 years ago.

Marcy:  No. My Declaration of Independence.

Cynthia:  Who are you declaring yourself independent of?

Marcy:  You.

Cynthia:  Me?!

Marcy:  And Penelope Kitten. And the rest of the cats that occupy this state.

Cynthia:  But where will you live?

Marcy:  The United State of Marcy.

Cynthia:  And where is that?

Marcy:  In my box.

Cynthia:  Can I visit?

Marcy:  No. I’m not granting travel visas.

Cynthia:  Who will feed you?

Marcy:  I established a trade deal with Friskies.

Cynthia:  Who will scoop your litter box?

Marcy thinks for a minute.

Marcy:   Okay, I’ll lift my travel ban and let you apply for a work visa.

Cynthia:  Will you have your own currency?

Marcy:  Yes. A toy mouse is worth $1. A live mouse is worth $100.

Cynthia:  What about laws?

Marcy:  Business Cat should be here any moment with my Constitution. No amendments. I hate amendments.

Cynthia:  Will you have a military?

Marcy flexes her daggers claws.

Cynthia: Well, I guess you’re all set.

Marcy:  Yes. Please deposit the profits from my Gross National Product into my Marcy Treasury.

 

Cynthia:  Ummm… I think you may be unclear about what a GNP actually is.

Marcy:  No. I am very clear. All profits from the Independence PussyCat Bracelets are to be directly deposited into my Marcy Treasury.

Business Cat arrives with a ratified United State of Marcy constitution.

Marcy steps into her box.

Marcy:  I pledge allegiance to myself.

Of the United State of Marcy.

And to the box of which it dwells.

One nation

Under Marcy

With liberty and justice

For me.

Yeah.

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