Marcy Remarks AKA Cat Convos

Short everyday conversations with the cat. …


Featuring …


Cynthia:  Marcy! So many of your fans want selfies and pawtographs.

Marcy:  They’ll have to pay. I don’t pose or paw print for free.

Cynthia:  Well that’s selfish.

Marcy:  Yeah. It’s a selfishie.

penelope kitten:  yum. … i luv shellfish.


Cynthia:  Why are you looking at real estate in Austin, TX?

Marcy:  The French Court wants me back.

Cynthia:  There is no French Court in Austin.

Marcy:  No. Not since I left.


Cynthia: Marcy! Can you please eat without sprinkling the Friskies pate all over the floor?

Marcy:  I’m not eating. I’m doing Impressionistic Art With Cat Food.


Marcy:  Choke Choke Choke. BLARGHHHHH…

Cynthia: Why do you have to regurgitate your hairball on the carpet?

Marcy: Why not?

Cynthia:  Because I have to clean it up and it is 10000 x more difficult on the carpet than on say, the tile in the bathroom.

Marcy: Sucks to be you.


Cynthia: Marcy! Why aren’t you more active on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter? We really need to expand our reach.

Marcy:  I’m not doing free work for billionaires.


*Be sure to check out our new book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!”.

Because we all need telling off by an opinionated cat.

Always humorous.

Sometimes malevolent. 




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  • Reply Patty June 16, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    Wow! Marcy is extra feisty today. I LOVE it!!!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 16, 2021 at 2:01 pm

      Ha. This is every day!

  • Reply Big Mamma June 16, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    Wow, Marcy, this is you at your marciest.
    Have you considered incorporating a hairball into your Friskies pate peice, digitizing it and selling it as an NFT? You could get rich and own the billionaires!

    • mm
      Reply penelope kitten June 16, 2021 at 2:09 pm

      good idea.
      me + business cat r digitizing + contracting marcy’s vomit right meow.
      we get 10% of the profits.
      penelope kitten

  • Reply Vik June 22, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    Cynthia, when you adopted the cute kitten with a ❤️ on her butt, little did you know……

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch June 22, 2021 at 4:05 pm

      LOL … if I only knew!

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