Short everyday conversations with the cat. …
Cynthia: Marcy! So many of your fans want selfies and pawtographs.
Marcy: They’ll have to pay. I don’t pose or paw print for free.
Cynthia: Well that’s selfish.
Marcy: Yeah. It’s a selfishie.
penelope kitten: yum. … i luv shellfish.
Cynthia: Why are you looking at real estate in Austin, TX?
Marcy: The French Court wants me back.
Cynthia: There is no French Court in Austin.
Marcy: No. Not since I left.
Cynthia: Marcy! Can you please eat without sprinkling the Friskies pate all over the floor?
Marcy: I’m not eating. I’m doing Impressionistic Art With Cat Food.
Marcy: Choke Choke Choke. BLARGHHHHH…
Cynthia: Why do you have to regurgitate your hairball on the carpet?
Marcy: Why not?
Cynthia: Because I have to clean it up and it is 10000 x more difficult on the carpet than on say, the tile in the bathroom.
Marcy: Sucks to be you.
Cynthia: Marcy! Why aren’t you more active on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter? We really need to expand our reach.
Marcy: I’m not doing free work for billionaires.
*Be sure to check out our new book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!”.
Because we all need telling off by an opinionated cat.