Short everyday conversations with the cat. …

 

Featuring …

 

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Cynthia:  Marcy! So many of your fans want selfies and pawtographs.

Marcy:  They’ll have to pay. I don’t pose or paw print for free.

Cynthia:  Well that’s selfish.

Marcy:  Yeah. It’s a selfishie.

penelope kitten:  yum. … i luv shellfish.

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Cynthia:  Why are you looking at real estate in Austin, TX?

Marcy:  The French Court wants me back.

Cynthia:  There is no French Court in Austin.

Marcy:  No. Not since I left.

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Cynthia: Marcy! Can you please eat without sprinkling the Friskies pate all over the floor?

Marcy:  I’m not eating. I’m doing Impressionistic Art With Cat Food.

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Marcy:  Choke Choke Choke. BLARGHHHHH…

Cynthia: Why do you have to regurgitate your hairball on the carpet?

Marcy: Why not?

Cynthia:  Because I have to clean it up and it is 10000 x more difficult on the carpet than on say, the tile in the bathroom.

Marcy: Sucks to be you.

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Cynthia: Marcy! Why aren’t you more active on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter? We really need to expand our reach.

Marcy:  I’m not doing free work for billionaires.

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*Be sure to check out our new book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!”.

Because we all need telling off by an opinionated cat.

Always humorous.

Sometimes malevolent.