Marcy’s Royal Flush


Marcy gets an offer from the Guggenheim!


Saturday afternoon.

The mail arrives.

Cynthia (rummaging through the mail):  Here, Marcy. You got a letter from the Guggenheim.

She hands Marcy the envelope.

Cynthia:  I wonder how you got on their mailing list? They must want a donation or something.

Marcy:  No. I wrote and asked them for a gold throne.

Cynthia:  You did?!

Marcy:  Yeah. I figure if Trump can get a gold toilet called “America” from them


Marcy:  – the least they could do is give me a gold throne called “Marcy Reigns”.

Marcy tears open the envelope and reads the letter.

Cynthia:  So, what’d they say?

Marcy (hissing):  They say they’re sending me this.


Cynthia:  Oh, but that’s so nice. A gold litter box.

Marcy stalks off.

Cynthia:  Where are you going?

Marcy:  To the Guggenheim. I’m going to “van Gogh” a couple of curators.


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penelope kitten (squeak) i’ll totes take the tote.


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  • Reply Big Momma January 28, 2018 at 7:30 am

    So beautifil, so practical, but not as shiney as our president’s. Does that bother you

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat January 28, 2018 at 1:49 pm


  • Reply Patty January 28, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Ha! This had me LOLing!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch January 28, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      Yay! And, don’t you just want that tote bag? Too bad it’s $65!!!

      • Reply Patty January 29, 2018 at 12:37 pm

        Yes and yes!

  • Reply Vik January 28, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    WTG on keeping me up on current events, I knew nothing of this. Enjoy your golden pooper, Marcy.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch January 28, 2018 at 6:02 pm

      Hee hee hee. At least this was a fun current event!

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat January 28, 2018 at 6:03 pm


  • Reply Liz January 29, 2018 at 6:53 am

    Bahaha! Savage. And Marcy makes the bestest, cleverestest (???) threats.


    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat January 29, 2018 at 12:36 pm

      thank you. you are correct. i am the best.
      love, claws, and meow, marcy

  • Reply Freddy January 31, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Now if only we could train you kitties to use a flush toilet…

    • mm
      Reply penelope kitten January 31, 2018 at 4:32 pm

      no thank u.
      squeak, penelope kitten

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