Are you ready?! …
Cynthia is wearing her face mask and counting down the minutes until she is officially fully vaccinated.
Cynthia: 10, 9, 8 …
Cynthia (excitedly): 7, 6, 5 …
Cynthia: 4, 3, 2 …
Cynthia leaps to her feet.
Cynthia (shouting): One!
Cynthia rips off her face mask and runs out the door to feel the effects of the “full face breeze”.
We hear her “woo hoo-ing” in the apartment courtyard.
penelope kitten enters in a bit of a panic.
penelope kitten (squeaking): who’s woo hoo-ing?
penelope kitten looks out the window and sees Cynthia .
penelope kitten: gasp. she’s not wearing her mask!
Marcy: She’s “officially fully vaccinated.”
penelope kitten: that’s too much spit flying around. make her stop.
Cynthia bounds back into the apartment. penelope kitten dives for refuge under the sofa.
Marcy: How was it?
Cynthia (breathless): Amazing.
penelope kitten (hiding under the sofa): your face is naked! omg!
Cynthia: Come on, kitties! Let’s go cavort in the courtyard.
penelope kitten: it’s too soon!
Cynthia: No it’s not, P! I’m –
Cynthia and Marcy: Officially fully vaccinated!
Marcy (drolly): We heard.
penelope kitten: i’m not ready!
So Peeps … what do you say? Are you ready? Or is it too soon?
*Be sure to check out our new book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!”. Because we all need telling off by an opinionated cat. Always humorous. Sometimes malevolent. ♥