Cynthia:  Marcy! Listen to this crazy cool new song by Red Light District. It’s called MIAO. Like meow, but Italian!

Marcy: (yawning)  I don’t do Italian. I do French.

Cynthia:  Oh Marcy. Stop being impossible. The song’s not really Italian.

Marcy:  Then what is it?

Cynthia:  It’s an Electric Swing… or Neo-Vaudville tune. So catchy and fun! Kinda like a No Doubt/Brian Setzer of The Stray Cats/1930’s Big Band style but with more swing and sass. It’s even BETTER in fact! Listen!

Cynthia:  (dancing) I can’t stop singing – “miao miao miao miao… on the prowl…” This should be Number 1 in the Top 40 for sure. (still dancing) “tomcats all around…”

Marcy runs around in circles in a terrible rage.

Cynthia:  Oh my god. What is WRONG with you?!

Marcy:  THERE’S ANOTHER CAT IN HERE… AND I’M GOING TO KILL IT.

Cynthia:  No No! It’s in the song. That’s my friend, Juliette Angeli, singing the cat part. She’s got one of the best voices on the planet. Plus, she wrote the song. No wonder you were fooled.

Marcy: I was scared there was a cat meowing better than me in our living room. I was not going to take that!

Cynthia:  Well, she does meow better than you. So… what do you think of the song?

Marcy:  “I swish my tail and tell it to the moon,” Cindy.

Cynthia:  Awesome! I knew you’d love it! Shall we play it again?

Marcy: MIAO.