It’s not easy being green. With envy…
Penelope Kitten rushes into Marcy’s sunspot where Marcy is leisurely sunspotting.
penelope kitten (loudly squeaking): marcy – yyyyyy! marcy – yyyy!
She jumps on top of Marcy, sobbing.
Marcy (alarmed): What happened? Did Cindy get eaten at the watering hole?
penelope kitten: nooo… hiccup…. snort… nooooo…
Marcy: Then… what? Are those nasty crows calling you names again?
penelope kitten: nooo… sob…
Marcy: What?!
penelope kitten: kermit the frog has a new girlfriend… sob… and it’s not meeeeee… it’s a pig named… sob… denise.
Marcy takes a look at Denise’s photo.
Marcy: Well what did you expect? Kermit the Frog is a Hollywood guy. They all trade their first girlfriend in for a younger, thinner, prettier one. It’s rampant amongst the Hollywood set.
penelope kitten: what do i need to do to get kermie to loooooove… me?
Marcy: That’s obvious: liposuction, a full body wax, botox, and a nose filler.
penelope kitten: you mean he doesn’t want a plump, furry cat who’s a little quirky, a little nerdy, and not really a kitten anymore?
Marcy: No. Geesh. I told you. He’s “Hollywood”.
Penelope Kitten stops crying.
penelope kitten: he’s an idiot. i’m awesome. i’m gonna find a new love.
Marcy: Good for you. Who?
penelope kitten: henri le chat noir. he’s super cute.
Marcy’s ears flatten against her head.
Marcy: Hey. Back off. Henri is mine.
=^..^=
*Hi Lovely Readers,
Am I crazy that I think this whole Kermit finding new love with a younger, thinner, prettier Miss Piggy is downright disappointing? Check out this somewhat creepy trailer and let me know.
My first love was Fozzie anyway.
Okay. So I am crazy. Waka waka waka.
xo,cynthia
21 Comments
Aww Fozzy is so sweet! You would make a cute couple 😉 I love Animal and I don’t think he’s too picky about picking a partner. As long as it is a WO-MAN, WO-MAN! I agree that this Kermy thing is kinda creepy. It must have taken a lot of work to make a puppet look younger.
Maybe Miss Piggy will find someone hotter than Kermy!
Oh I am not worried about Miss Piggy! Looks like she’s been hooking up with a Hemsworth.
https://abc.go.com/shows/the-muppets/news/updates/muppets-liam-hemsworth-is-smitten-with-miss-piggy
xo,cynthia
That’s the Ms. Piggy we know and love! I think all the “flirting” going on in the Muppet world is hilarious!
That is so cute! I LOVE that picture of the here and one of the Hemsworths.
LOL…yeah that is weird! The awesome thing about Ms. Piggy is that she was over the top! The big, blonde hair. The curvy figure and ultra, long lashes…she was larger than life and she knew it. Oh well, I guess things can’t stay the same forever. 🙁 I hope series will be as good as the old, although I’m not holding my breath. I’m not sure you can remake the Muppets.
I wonder if Denise is Ms. Piggy’s younger sister….that would be so wrong!
Apparently Denise is a marketing executive. Like I said above I am not worried about Miss Piggy. Just don’t like Kermit anymore. But then, when I think about it, Kermit is not that likable. He’s kind of a … prig. lol
xo,cynthia
A marketing executive? Umm…ok. I guess that ms piggy’s career in the fashion industry was not inspirational enough for today’s young women. While she may have not been politically correct, her life of fashion & shopping with no career sounds like fun! I bet she never worried about her 401k 🙂
I would very much like to have Miss Piggy’s 401k! ahahahahaha
You’re so not wrong!!!
I mean… jeez. This is how sick our society has become, that these ridiculous demands on women have extended to freakin’ PUPPETS?? Though, I am curious – who left whom? Did Piggy dump Kermit? Or vice versa?
Agree with Patty above: I am an Animal fan! I love the Electric Mayhem – they’re hilarious!
I am a HUGE Jim Henson fan… he created a WORLD – and something was lost for me when he died. Not just the voices, but there was this certain… quality… about them, that can’t be replicated. Henson used to walk around when he worked, referring to things as “lovely.” I think that’s what modern Muppets are missing – the loveliness.
Omg – I’ve turned into Statler & Waldorf.
Now get off my lawn!
PS – Put me down for the other Hems brother. The big one with the hammer. (Euphemism or not, your choice 😉
Ohhhh – I love the Critics!
So tiring that this moved on to puppets. Puppets are supposed to be a fantasy world but this feels too much like real life. Ah well.
xo,cynthia
When did Kermit and Miss Piggy break up? This is very sad news.
Kermit is quite the old fart, having first appeared on TV in 1955. No one knows his date of birth but let’s generously assume 1950…that makes him 65. So of course he will be interested in young hotties and they’ll be attracted to his wealth and fame.
They broke up last week while you were on vacation. It was all over the Twittersphere. Kermit’s an asshole. Always has been. Now we know for sure that he is not very evolved as a frog. No wonder Miss Piggy was always pummeling him. Good riddance is all I can say to Miss Piggy. Congrats and good riddance!
xo,cynthia
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
“Kermit’s an asshole… now we know he’s not very evolved as a frog.”
*DEAD*
Hahaha Cynthia said asshole!
VIK and TheLadyK – That was Marcy! She signed my name instead of hers! Really. Like … really! Right?! LOL
Not sure if I can go down in the hall of fame as calling Kermit an asshole. It was Marcy. I swear! 😉
Wow Cindy!! You’re such a shock-blogger!!!
ooops. I should have had Marcy make that reply about Kermit. 🙂
xo,cynthia
Except that I always thought Miss Piggy was abusive. Good for Kermit!
This is very true! Miss Piggy was a meanie!! Very aggressive for a pig. 🙂
xo,cynthia
she’s my hero.
meow,marcy
As hilarious as I found this announcement initially, I can’t help but be a little disappointed in Kermit. I’ve always had a soft spot for Miss Piggy. She’s been a role model for sass and wit since childhood. Kermit’s devotion was affirmation that I could be a Miss Piggy and still be loved. But now, just like all the aging hollywood hunks, he’s moving onto hotter, younger things. It did pique my interest in watching The Muppets though, and I suppose that’s the point, right? We need to see MP get her revenge!
<3 Liz
http://www.withwonderandwhimsy.com
Hi Liz! Here’s Miss Piggy’s revenge – she ‘s getting it on with hunky Nathan Fillion – in her trailer! I also posted a comment above of a pic of her flirting with Liam Hemsworth.
These videos are hilarious! Check them out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FPi0LZkUOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEs2mhhEpOk
xo,cynthia