Fun Is The New Tinder

But for cat lovers! …


Hamlet, Marcy and Penelope Kitten’s hunky tabby cat brother, is sitting on the sofa ardently typing away on the iPhone.


Marcy and Penelope leap out from behind the sofa.

Marcy and Penelope (screaming):  Gotcha!

Hamlet yelps and the iPhone flies into the air. Hamlet catches it with one paw and resumes typing away on it.

Penelope climbs on Hamlet’s head and sits on it. Marcy pokes him repeatedly him with a pointy claw.

Hamlet: Stop it.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  watcha doing? hunh? hunh? hunh?

Hamlet: Looking for a new love. You girls drive me crazy. There’s this new app called I’m gonna find a new lady and leave this joint.

Marcy grabs it out of his paws to investigate.

Marcy: is for hoomans looking for love with other hoomans. It’s not for cats looking for hoomans to adopt them. You’re stupid.

Hamlet lunges for Marcy but Marcy deftly leaps to the top of the fridge and reads more.

Marcy:  TabbyDates is founded by cat superstars Nathan the CatLady and Sterling “TrapKing” Davis. Apparently both men have had trouble finding dates with girls who love cats. They say that being a “cat man” has inhibited their ability to find love, which is why they developed the app.

Cynthia stops dead in her track. She is confused and horrified.

Cynthia:  Sterling and Nathan are single? Two of the hottest men on the cat convention circuit can’t find dates? Whaaaat?!!!


Marcy:  Yup. They developed this app so that cat lovers can connect with other cat lovers.

Cynthia: Two of the hottest men in cat rescue are single but can’t mingle?!!

Marcy:  Yup. The app launches on August 8th, International Cat Day.

Cynthia’s eyes widen.

Cynthia:  Two of the hottest, not to mention, sweetest and funniest, men in the cat world can’t find cat friendly loves?!

Marcy:  Uh oh.

Hamlet:  Mom! You’re married. Snap out of it.  Marcy! Give me back my phone.

Hamlet leaps to the top of the fridge to grab the iPhone out of Marcy’s paw.

Hamlet (taking a selfie for his TabbyDates profile):  I’m gonna to pose as hooman with a furry tabby face. The ladies will love me.

Hamlet’s profile pic

Marcy:  I’ll email Nathan and Sterling and tell them if they really want dates, they need to pose as cats.

Cynthia: I wouldn’t worry about it, Marcy. As soon as word gets out that Sterling and Nathan are looking for love, they’ll have the entire world of cat lovers after them.

penelope kitten:  i predict two weddings by this time next year. hope they’ll let me be a flower kitten. i luv a good petal projectile.

Penelope Kitten warms up her pitching paw.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  pow pow pow … POW.



* is a dating app for cat lovers. “Tabby is the first official dating app for people who love cats.”


It’s founded by our favorite cat rescuer and TNR advocate, Sterling “TrapKing” Davis and super funny comedian, Nathan The CatLady.

Tabby – The Cat Person’s Dating App is available in Australia, Canada, U.K and The United States.

Check out Sterling “TrapKing” Davis’ cat rap on our very own, The Cat Show by Marcy Very Much – at the 16:45 minute mark.


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  • Reply TheLadyK August 3, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    C – you may not be single, but I am!
    I would like to place my order for Nathan the Cat Lady, please.
    Hamlet, you do indeed, look hunky. You’re my second choice, tied with TrapKing. TrapKing and I can compare tattoos.
    And Pkitty – I love me a good petal projectile. And that you sat on Hamlet’s head. All in all, this sounds like a good time!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch August 3, 2020 at 1:31 pm

      Hamlet wants to know what he needs to do to get to the top of your list. He also wants to let you know that he sings opera and could be an Olympic champion if given the chance.

      • Reply TheLadyK August 3, 2020 at 4:15 pm

        Tell Hamlet he needs to be a good snuggler. And that he needs to be able to harmonize with me after he practices his shot-put.

        • mm
          Reply penelope kitten August 3, 2020 at 4:17 pm

          he’s excellent at both. no prob.

    • mm
      Reply penelope kitten August 3, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      oh goodie. i got some daisies we can practice pitching at people.
      it’s ok.
      they r petals so they don’t hurt the peeps.
      ur penelope kitten

  • Reply Big Momma August 3, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    These are three astoundingly handsome males. Sterling, Nathan and Hamlet, would you move in with me? I don’t have a cat or a man at the moment. This could be your first Tabby Dates success story.

    • mm
      Reply penelope kitten August 3, 2020 at 2:56 pm

      you def need kitties.
      may i suggest getting at least 5.
      to start.
      penelope kitten

  • Reply Patty August 4, 2020 at 5:46 am

    It is shocking that these gorgeous men are single and looking!! They’ll be snapped up quickly once the app goes live.

    What did you do to Hamlet to make him want to leave? He’ll get snapped up quickly too, who could resist that selfie??

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat August 4, 2020 at 4:46 pm

      He’s a pussy.

  • Reply Freddy August 4, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Great, now when I see Cindy gazing at her phone and swiping, I’ll suspect it’s not Instagram.

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat August 4, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      It never was.

      • Reply Patty August 4, 2020 at 6:50 pm

        Marcy! Wow! LOL!!!

        • mm
          Reply Marcy Cat August 4, 2020 at 6:58 pm

          Swipe right. heh heh heh

  • Reply Angel Ms. Phoebe's Family August 18, 2020 at 1:59 am

    How can this be true? Reality?! These two studs are single and love cats too?! I’ll take either man and Pearl says she will be happy to have a meet up with Hamlet.
    This is perhaps the only dating app I would seriously try, it’s a cool idea.
    I’m a spinster however if I do find love and marry, I would love it if PK would be my flower kitten.

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch August 18, 2020 at 10:26 am

      Hamlet would like to set up a date with Pearl. He’s thinking a moonlight dinner with Friskies chicken and liver pate and a bottle of catnip wine. He’ll sing some opera for her.
      PK says “hi hi” and also says she will be your flower kitten anytime. No need for a wedding.

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