It’s another Dear Marcy. Ask her anything and hope she doesn’t answer. …
Dear Marcy,
I am planning my wedding!
My dream is to have a big destination wedding in an exotic locale. Doesn’t it sound fab?
Photo by Harshil Gudka on Unsplash Mombassa, Kenya
I want all my friends and family there for a week long celebration. We’ll have theme days where everyone dresses the part, planned festivities and excursions, and several different ceremonies according to our tastes as well as the local customs.
The only glitch is that my mom says this is rude. She thinks it’s not fair to expect our friends and family to spend a lot of money, time, and to travel so far.
I think she’s wrong. Everyone wants to go to an exotic locale for a wedding!
So which is it? Fab? Or rude?
Sincerely,
Benevolent Bride
Dear Princess Bridezilla,
It’s so rude, it’s fab! It’s fabulously rude.
Go for it!
What better way to make your loved ones show you how much they worship you than by corralling them all onto an island for forced themed group activities.
Think of all the money they’ll spend on airline tickets, hotel rooms, and transportation! Not to mention … wedding gifts! They’ll use up all their vacation time … on you!
So what if you cause debt, bad feelings, and life long resentment amongst your nearest and dearest? If you’ve made it this far in life still believing you should be the center of attention then you are a true Princess.
Keep at it, girl!
You’re Welcome,
Marcy
♥
*Please email Marcy at MarcyVeryMuch@gmail.com if you have a pressing question that needs to be answered by an opinionated cat.
8 Comments
Ha, ha, ha!! Marcy is the best!!!
i know.
thank u.
meow,
marcy
Agreed, Marcy.
I believe all weddings should be banned. They cost an arm and a leg, most people don’t want to attend, and half of all marriages end in divorce.
Donate the money to a cat shelter instead.
seriously. and don’t ask me to be a bridesmaid, officiant, or a flower girl. gross.
meow,
marcy
Marcy, I must agree with the bride’s mom…destination weddings, ugh!
yeah. people are so self centered.
btw, cindy apologizes for our glitchy site. she saw that you had to comment twice. word press has been acting up lately and she is panicking that we aren’t replying to our awesome readers in a timely manner. i told her to chill out.
meow,
marcy
That was BEAUTIFUL! *kisses fingers*
(Zero sarcasm or hyperbole)
thank u. i appreciate not having to endure more hyperbole. i get enough of it around here.
sarcasm is another story tho. i like sarcasm. heh heh heh.
meow,
marcy