It’s Another “Dear Marcy! Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!” …
Us Millennial women are getting trolled by Gen Z girls. They think we look stupid in our skinny jeans and side parts. They are being soooooo mean. In fact they are being so mean I want to cry.
But you know what? Part of me Doesn’t. Even. Care.
I LIKE my skinny jeans and I LIKE my side part and I am NOT giving them up. No matter what.
Does this mean I’m now old?
Once marauding gangs of girls wearing mom jeans and crop tops terrorize you into making you cry and cling desperately to outdated fashion, you are officially considered … an oldie.
But don’t despair. These terrorizing teens in 1970’s center parts are actually doing you Millennial mavens a favor. By taking you all down a peg – i.e. letting you know that your generation is no longer the most relevant, coolest, and sexiest – you are now free to simply be.
Besides, do you really think you can win against a generation who survived Tide Pod challenges and over a year of Zoom school?
At least you’re not still living at home. Or are you?
Buck up. Be brave. Wear your skinny jeans and side part even if teenagers openly mock you. It’s what teenagers do and you are not one of them anymore.
And I, as a perpetually forgotten and/or maligned member of Gen X, am here for it.
Payback sucks, amirite?
(sorry, not sorry)
*For more advice from Marcy, check out our book, “Dear Marcy … Ask Her Anything And Hope She Doesn’t Answer!”
*Below is a cute video about this subject of generational warfare by the uber cute, Holderness Family.