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Dear Marcy,

My boyfriend is usually so sweet and nerdy.

But, he becomes an absolute savage while watching football. He swears, he screams, he jumps around, he curses. He even cries sometimes.

I can’t believe he likes this horrible sport. And, honestly, I can’t get over the fact that a grown man would wear a shirt with another man’s name on it. It seems so juvenile.

What do I do? I want my sweetie back.

Sincerely,

Not a Football Lover

 

Dear Cheerloser,

You’re insane.

Football is fascinating.

Grown men dressed as gladiators throw around a pigskin ball that looks like a big poop and then proceed to crash into each other causing head injuries, possible paralysis, and/or death?

Football is an amazing sport that showcases a microcosm into the inner workings of humanity. Its inherent violence, compelling strategy, and cute temper tantrums are immensely entertaining and decidedly relevant to the ferocious female house cat. Quite frankly your disdain of the game makes me question your fundamental humanness. Not to mention your worthiness as a partner to a football loving humanoid.

So what do you do? Ha. The question is – what does your boyfriend do? Obviously, he needs a new girlfriend.

You’re Welcome,

Marcy

P.S. Does he have a cat already?

♥

 

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