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Did our Penelope Kitten have something to do with it?! …
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10 am. Penelope Kitten is busily fixing up her office.
Loud knocking at the door.
Cynthia: Uh … Penelope? The Pico Rivera PD is at the door. They want to ask you some questions about the loose cows on the move in their neighborhood.
First Officer (to Peneolpe): Where were you on the night of June 22nd?
Cynthia: She was here. Sleeping.
Second Officer: We’re asking Penelope Kitten, ma’am.
Cynthia: But what does my little black cat have to do with the cow rampage 5 towns over?
First Officer: We got reports that a chubby black cat in a blue mousey bowtie assisted the cows in their escape from the slaughter house.
Second Officer: Your “little” black cat fits the description.
First Officer (to Penelope): Is this you?
He presents a photo of a chubby black cat in a blue mousey bowtie unlocking a gate with cows behind it.

Penelope Kitten in her blue mousey bowtie
Cynthia gasps.
penelope kitten (squeaking): i’d like lawyer cat present before i answer any questions.
First Officer: We just want to know the cows plans. Right now, they’re running amok in a residential area. It’s really unreasonable and needs to stop for the safety of the community.
Second Officer: And the cows.
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. so they’re not sure yet. that’s why i’m setting up my career council office right meow. to give them advice.
Second Officer: Career advice?
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. they want to change careers. they don’t want to be steaks or burgers. they’d rather be in the tech support, pr, or education industries. some want to be social media managers and one even wants to be a dentist.

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Officer (exiting): Sigh … well please hurry. We need the neighborhood back to normal.
penelope kitten: aye aye sirs.
Penelope Kitten puts on her blue mousey bowtie, hangs up her “Career Council For Cows” shingle, and starts typing away on the computer.
Knock Knock Knock.
Cynthia (poking her head into Penelope’s office): Um … there are a bunch of bovines in the backyard. They say they need help with their resumes and LinkedIn profiles.
penelope kitten (squeaking): send ‘em in!
=^..^=
*Cute Cow Photo by PaintsVPrints on Etsy!
6 Comments
Good work, P-kitty! Now we know who who who let the cows out.
On behalf of vegetarians everywhere and the newly liberated cows, we thank you.
ur welcome!
squeak,
pk
Go P-Kitty! I’m so glad she’s helping these cows with their new careers!
yes it’s a big job but we r moo-ving along at a good pace.
squeak,
pk
I hadn’t heard about this, looked it up….and it like ONE might be headed to a sanctuary. SIGH!
I know … sigh … I wish they all could have gone to the sanctuary. I couldn’t watch the videos of the round up. I like Penelope’s story better.
xo,
cynthia