Happy Holidays!

 

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penelope kitten:

squeak!

hi hi.

yeah so I wanna wish all our lovely readers a

merry catmas.

Marcy struts by carrying a chopstick.

Mary:  You’re a disappointment!

penelope kitten (shattered):  squeak!

Marcy:  Ah, c’mon, Penelope. It’s Festivus. We have to air our grievances and tell each other how much we disappointed each other this year.

penelope kitten:  i don’t have grievances. i have compliments.

Marcy:  We do it around the Festivus pole. I couldn’t find aluminum so we’ll stick this chopstick in some kitty litter instead. Then we have a Feat Of Strength.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  sounds dangerous.

Marcy:  It is! Feelings get hurt. Bodies get hurt. It’s the anti-Christmas. It’s brilliant. Here –

Marcy shoves a bowl at Penelope.

Marcy:  – this is a great Feat Of Strength. See how long you can resist this bowl of Friskies.

Marcy consults her stopwatch.

Marcy:  One. Two. Three. Resist.

Penelope Kitten lasts 17 seconds before she wolfs down the bowl of Friskies.

Marcy:  Ha. I win. I lasted two days.

Penelope Kitten sits on Marcy’s head.

penelope kitten(licking her chops):  i still prefer catmas.

merry happy catmas!

and p’s on earth.

luv, pkitty

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