mostly me, by penelope

Merry Catmas!

Happy Holidays!


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penelope kitten:


hi hi.

yeah so I wanna wish all our lovely readers a

merry catmas.

Marcy struts by carrying a chopstick.

Mary:  You’re a disappointment!

penelope kitten (shattered):  squeak!

Marcy:  Ah, c’mon, Penelope. It’s Festivus. We have to air our grievances and tell each other how much we disappointed each other this year.

penelope kitten:  i don’t have grievances. i have compliments.

Marcy:  We do it around the Festivus pole. I couldn’t find aluminum so we’ll stick this chopstick in some kitty litter instead. Then we have a Feat Of Strength.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  sounds dangerous.

Marcy:  It is! Feelings get hurt. Bodies get hurt. It’s the anti-Christmas. It’s brilliant. Here –

Marcy shoves a bowl at Penelope.

Marcy:  – this is a great Feat Of Strength. See how long you can resist this bowl of Friskies.

Marcy consults her stopwatch.

Marcy:  One. Two. Three. Resist.

Penelope Kitten lasts 17 seconds before she wolfs down the bowl of Friskies.

Marcy:  Ha. I win. I lasted two days.

Penelope Kitten sits on Marcy’s head.

penelope kitten(licking her chops):  i still prefer catmas.

merry happy catmas!

and p’s on earth.

luv, pkitty





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  • Reply Big Momma December 23, 2017 at 9:40 am

    Love the black cat catmas tree.
    Happy Festivus, merry catmas and happy new year to all,

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 23, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      Happy Festivus to you too!
      xo, cynthia

  • Reply caren gittleman December 23, 2017 at 12:25 pm

    Hoping you all have a Merry, Merry Christmas !!!! Darling post!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 23, 2017 at 2:10 pm

      Thank you, Caren! Happy Mew Year!

  • Reply TheLadyK December 23, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Merry Catmas!!!
    xoxox to all of you
    (And hope you’re feeling better, P.)

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 23, 2017 at 2:10 pm


    • mm
      Reply penelope kitten December 23, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      yes, thank u.
      i’m off fish for a while tho.
      care to join me for some poultry platter pate?
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Vik December 23, 2017 at 7:48 pm


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch December 23, 2017 at 11:19 pm

      Wishing you a happy happy holiday, Vik!
      xo and meow and squeak,
      cynthia + marcy + pk

  • Reply Patty December 24, 2017 at 6:04 am

    Happy Festivus!! Please tell all the kitties they are a disappointment! 😉

    • mm
      Reply Marcy Cat December 24, 2017 at 2:06 pm

      happy festivus!
      you are a disappointment!

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