analog amusement featuring cats

 

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A lazy afternoon at the beginning of summer.

Cynthia and Marcy are swallowed up in the sofa, deeply engrossed in their devices – hunched over, scowling, and endlessly scrolling.

Penelope Kitten dances around the apartment unplugging … well, everything. Lights, clocks, wifi, the toaster.

penelope kitten (squeaking):  time to unplug. gotta touch grass. gotta use our brains before they diminish down to one sad cell.

Cynthia (not looking up):  No thank you.

Marcy (not looking up): We like our phones

penelope kitten:  we gotta get quiet, embrace analog, and restart our creative juices. granny hobbies are all the rage amongst us young’uns.

Marcy:  young’uns?

penelope kitten:  that’s old people talk for gen z and gen alpha.

Cynthia: You know, the young’uns are right. I do feel kinda gross. This phone is addictive and I feel like I’m on a hamster wheel I can’t get off of.

Marcy:  Mmmm … hamsters.

Cynthia:  Marcy! That’s mean and unnecessary.

Marcy:  Yeah well I’m not giving up my phone.

Penelope grabs Cynthia and Marcy’s cell phones and throws them in a box.

Cynthia:  Uh doesn’t look like we have a choice.

penelope kitten:  welcome to my “summer of whimsy” series where i feature the latest rage in “grandma hobbies.” featuring cats, of course!

first up. granny hobby #1.

Cat Crochet

(Kits For Beginners)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Summer Reading!

In a coast-to-coast race against time,

Penelope Kitten can’t stop, won’t stop…

except for snacks, of course.

When Penelope gets invited to squeak speak at the black cat Cross Your Path Convention, she’s positively pumped. Then she discovers that the heinous Hubert Hedgehog plans to crash the party and destroy everything with his hedgehog fund.

In this not-so-tall tale of fur, fins, flippers, and feathers, Penelope must race from Los Angeles to Salem, Massachusetts to stop Hubert, but since she can’t fly, she goes the long way, and sometimes the wrong way. Yet along the way she befriends all kinds of critters, from crazy condors to gung-ho gators to daffy dolphins.

Penelope Kitten’s Epic Adventure (with cheese) is the adventure of a lifetime.

Make that nine lifetimes.

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