She even drafted her own Constitution.
Cynthia: Marcy! We missed a 4th of July post!
Marcy has been hiding under the couch since 9pm, July 4th 2014.
Marcy (from under the couch): Good.
Cynthia: Come out from under the couch so we can properly say Happy Independence Day to everyone.
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: Why not?
Silence.
Cynthia: Are you still scared from all the fireworks last night?
Marcy: You mean the raining gunshots?
Cynthia: Those were fireworks.
Marcy: Says you.
Cynthia: Come out and wish everyone a Happy 4th of July, A Day Late.
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: Why not?
Long Pause
Marcy: I’m French.
Cynthia: Sigh… not this again.
Marcy: My people are oppressed by your people.
Cynthia: Ha. That is not true. Come out.
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: You know, the French were the ones that gave The United States the Statue of Liberty. It was to honor both countries’ ideals of individual independence and freedom.
Marcy: Yeah…well…we’re taking it back.
Cynthia: Why?
Just then more fireworks go off in loud rapid succession. Marcy retreats even further.
Marcy: You people are dangerous to my individual independence and freedom. Now, can I get a snack under here already?!