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Cynthia is in the kitchen dishing out Friskies as Marcy eagerly watches.
Just as Cynthia puts down the food and leaves, Penelope Kitten rushes into the kitchen.
penelope kitten: phone call. it’s for you.
Marcy: I’m about to eat. Tell them to call me back.
penelope kitten: can’t. long distance.
Marcy: So.
penelope kitten: from paris.
Marcy perks up.
Marcy: There’s a phone call from … Paris? For me?
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. says his name is pierre.
Marcy starts speaking French.
Marcy: Gasp! Pierre de Paris? Oui?
penelope kitten: we we.
Marcy: Mon Dieu!
penelope kitten: says he read your blog. thinks you’re chic. wants you to model with Henri at the eiffel tower.
Marcy: Moi et Henri Le Chat Noir en Paris?
Marcy races off to the other room and picks up the telephone.
Marcy: Bonjour. Ce est parlar, Marcy.
Silence.
Marcy: Allo? … Allo? … Meow? … Allo? … Allo?
Marcy confusedly hangs up and heads back to the kitchen.
Marcy: Hey Penelope! Did Pierre –
Marcy stops cold as she sees Penelope Kitten with a face full of Friskies.
penelope kitten: april fools! ha ha.
Penelope Kitten scampers off with a belly full of Marcy’s Friskies.
Marcy (seething): Little sisters should be outlawed.
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