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| Vans ASPCA collection |
Cynthia: This is like so totally rad. Vans has launched a sneaker collection to raise awareness for the ASPCA. There’s cat sneakers. And dog sneakers too.
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| Vans ASPCA Cat Shoe |
Cynthia: The ASPCA is the American Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Gotta love an organization that fights for the rights of animals to be treated humanely.
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| Vans ASPCA Cat Shoe |
Cynthia: So what do you think, Marcy? Wouldn’t I look too cool for school in a pair of cat Vans?
Marcy: Are you a skate punk?
Cynthia: No.
Marcy: Are you a surfer dude or dudette?
Cynthia: No.
Marcy: Are you Sean Penn?
Cynthia: No. Ha. Obviously.
Marcy: Well, then. As Mr. Hand said to Spicoli, “You’re on dangerous ground here. You’re causing a major disturbance on my time.”
Cynthia: Marcy. That makes no sense.
Marcy: Oh yes it does.
Cynthia looks puzzled trying to figure out what on earth Marcy means.
Marcy: It means NO , Cindy! You would NOT look too cool for school because you would be the schoolteacher. You’re Mr. Hand.
Cynthia: Oh. Bummer. I wanted to be Jeff Spicoli in my Cat Vans. I wanted to be a righteous dude and battle some humongous waves.
Marcy: Don’t we all, Cindy. Don’t we all.
