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Bass Women’s Glenbrook saddle shoes

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Saddle Shoes?

Saddle Shoes, similar here

Cynthia is spring cleaning her closet. 

From its depths she pulls out a pair of saddle shoes. 

She digs even deeper and pulls out… another pair of saddle shoes. These ones have high heels.

Cynthia holds each pair of saddle shoes and looks confused and concerned.

Marcy:  You never wear those.

Cynthia:  I know.

Marcy:  So I guess they go into the donation pile.

Cynthia (horrified):  But… they’re saddle shoes.

Marcy:  So?

Cynthia:  And these ones are high heeled saddle shoes.

 

Bass Women’s Glenbrook

Marcy:  How long have you had them?

Cynthia: The regular ones: fifteen years. The high heeled ones: six years.

Marcy:  That’s stupid. That first pair is older than me. You never wear them. Chuck ’em.

Cynthia:  But Marcy… they’re saddle shoes! They’re adorable.

Marcy and Cynthia stare at each other in utter bewilderment.

Marcy:  Then why don’t you wear them? Ever?

Cynthia:  I don’t know. Because… I don’t know. I guess I just haven’t figured out how to make them look cool and not like a costume.


Marcy marches off in disgust.

Cynthia carefully puts both pair of saddle shoes back in the closet.

*Tune in for a saddle shoe update on March 19, 2020.*


Awesome Readers! Help. How do I wear these things?


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