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Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope: saint paddy’s day scare

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Cynthia, Marcy, and Tabby Cat Hamlet are searching for Penelope Kitten. She’s been missing for over an hour.

Cynthia (calling):  Penelopeeeee… Penelopeeeee… where are you…? Penelopeeee….

Tabby Cat Hamlet finally finds Penelope Kitten hiding under the bed covers.

Hamlet:  Awwww… P… what are you doing?

penelope kitten:  hiding.

Hamlet:  From what?

penelope kitten: leprechauns.

Hamlet:  Why are you hiding from leprechauns?

penelope kitten:  not wearing green. don’t wanna get pinched. it hurts. it’s not nice.

 

penelope kitten

Hamlet: Oh, Penelope. Leprechauns don’t exist. That’s a superstition – same as saying black cats are bad luck.

penelope kitten:  no. no. totes true. got pinched five times already.

Hamlet:  Really?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. they’re out there.

Just then Marcy struts into the bedroom.

Marcy:  So did you find her?

Hamlet realizes what’s going on. He pushes the covers back over Penelope.

Hamlet (innocently):  Nope.

Marcy:  Too bad.

Pause.

Hamlet (nonchalantly):  Hey Marcy! I notice … you aren’t wearing green today.

They lock eyes for a moment. 

Marcy suddenly bolts away with Hamlet in hot pursuit.

penelope kitten (from under the covers): leprechauns are super scary.

Hamlet returns with a four leaf clover.

Hamlet:  Here ya go, P. Put this on your head for the rest of the day.

Art by Amy Lynn Bihrle, on Etsy

 

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Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (halloween edition)

 

penelope kitten (squeaking):

happy halloween! happy halloween! happy halloween!

be sure to please keep your kitties inside tonight.

mean people abound on halloween

and us kitties aren’t always safe.

especially us black panthers.

i don’t know why.

something about being the familiars of witches.

or evil omens.

but i’m not evil.

i’m cute.

and i’m not familiar with witches.

never met one.

Marcy interrupts.

Marcy:  A familiar is a supernatural evil entity that assists witches – does their dirty work for them. Kind of like a demon alter ego.

penelope kitten:  that’s weird.

Marcy:  That’s humans for you. Some of them believe all kinds of strange stuff. And since it could cause us severe bodily damage, we’ll just lay low until Saturday morning.

penelope kitten:  i’ll lay low but i’m going to look fierce while doing it.

 

penelope strikes a fierce pose that is adorably cute! 
 

Marcy:  Yeah. Real fierce, Penelope, real fierce.

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