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Brides Throwing Cats


Woo Hoo, We Made It To 100!

100th Post

Cynthia:  Marcy, this is our 100th post. Woot woot woot!


Marcy, Cynthia, and Hello Kitty

Marcy:  Really? I didn’t think we’d make it past 5 posts.

Cynthia:  Me either. I kind of can’t believe it. Let’s link to our favorites and conveniently forget the bad ones.

Marcy:  Selective memory. Good call.

Marcy’s Top Three Picks As Explained By Marcy

1.  Marcy Goes To Hollywood because I should be famous, already.
2.  Marcy For Mayor? … because I should be mayor, already.
3.  Is That A Monopoly Moggy Or A Malevolent Marcy Marching Through London?  … because everybody should worship me, already.

Cynthia:  Marcy. That’s the new Monopoly gamepiece, already. It is not a statue devoted to you.

Marcy:  The most excellent thing about being a goddess is that I can choose to hear what I want to hear. And I don’t hear you.


Marcy ignoring Cynthia

Cynthia’s Top Three Picks As Explained By Cynthia

1.  MIAO: Red Light District’s Cool And Catchy Cat Tune … because this is such a fab neo -swing tune about a cat by our friend Juliette Angeli and her band.
2.  Hot Guys and Cute Cats. Together Forever. …because, well, Johnny Depp.
3.  Brides Throwing Cats … because who doesn’t like a little photoshop Cat Fun?


Marcy:  Not Fun. I will now smite you with my cat goddess power.

Marcy swipes Cynthia with her claws.

Cynthia:  Ouch! For the last time, Marcy. It’s PHOTOSHOPPED.

Marcy:  For the last time, Cindy. I still DON’T LIKE IT.

Stalemate while cat/human tend/lick their wounds.

Marcy (forgetting she was mad):  So what’s in store for the next 100?

Cynthia (enthusiastically):  More creativity. More fun. And, I really want to find a way to raise money for cat rescue in a creative and fun manner. Shall we?

Marcy raises her Friskies can. Cynthia raises her martini glass.

Marcy and Cynthia:  Cheers to the infinite possibilities for 2014 and for the next 100 posts.

kitty kisses

Cynthia:  And to millions and millions of kitty kisses. smooch smooch smooch

Marcy:  Oh Gawd… here we go again.




Cat Bridal Bouquets?

Marcy and Cynthia stare at the website Brides Throwing Cats. They are dumbfounded.

Cynthia:  That’s not real. That’s photoshopped.

Cynthia:  So was that.

Cynthia:  And that.

They’re all photoshopped. It’s the creation of some “guy from Australia who likes cats and Photoshop.” Wedding photographers submit a picture where they photoshop out the bridal bouquet and add a cat. So it’s fake.

Marcy stares at the screen. Still unable to speak.

Cynthia:  It’s okay, Marcy. It’s not real. It is photoshopped.


Cynthia:  I know. I know. People are nuts. Just when you think there can’t be any more cat fashion, cat memes, cat videos, or cat anything else – someone comes up with something bizarre having to do with cats. I don’t know how I feel about it either.

Marcy has lost the ability to speak. She can only stare at the computer screen.

Cynthia:  I can’t tell what you’re thinking. You ok? It’s no biggie. It’s photoshopped.


Cynthia: I swear. It’s photoshopped. Marcy? You’re freaking me out. Please say something.

Marcy, still not speaking, answers Cynthia with a picture of her own that she found on the web.

Marcy:  Not photoshopped.