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Marcy’s New Year’s Resolutions For 2014

Marcy In Her Box

Cynthia:  Hi Marcy.

Marcy:  I’m in my box.

Cynthia:  I know. Want to tell me your new year’s resolutions?

Marcy:  Well, I’m in my box.

Cynthia:  You can tell me from your box.

Marcy:  Okay. ‘Cause I’m in my box.

Cynthia:  Yes. I know. So, what will you change or improve upon for 2014?

Marcy:  Okay. Here’s the list as… Decreed From My Box.

Number One – Cindy will feed me more Friskies.
Number Two – Penelope Kitten will find somewhere else to live.
Number Three – Scooter will give me his sunspots, cat nip, and tennis ball.
Number Four – Freddy will rub my face more often.
Number Five – Cindy will feed me more Friskies.

Cynthia:  Those are resolutions for others. The idea of a new year’s resolution is to change yourself for the better. Or, to achieve goals that you set for yourself.

Marcy:  No.

Cynthia:  No?

Marcy:  No. I reached all of my goals and became perfect 3 years ago. It’s others who need improvement.

Cynthia:  I don’t think you can do that, Marcy.

Marcy:  I can do anything. I’m in my box.

 

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