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Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope: house panther


Marcy walks by Penelope Kitten who is perched on top of the sofa, pretending to be a dangerous jungle panther.

Marcy (disgusted):  Stop it , Penelope. You don’t scare anyone.

Penelope Kitten keeps silent as she is surveying her prey.

Marcy (annoyed):  Seriously. You’re about 2 feet long and a pile of fur.

Penelope Kitten refuses to speak. She must keep quiet so as not to scare away her possible victim – a piece of carpet fuzz.

Marcy:  Well, at least you’re not singing for three hours straight or hogging my sunspot.

Penelope Kitten stares at Marcy without blinking.

Marcy becomes uncomfortable and walks away.

One hour later, Marcy checks on Penelope Kitten who has still not moved.

Marcy:  I found a meme for you.


Marcy:  You think you look all tough but you don’t.

Penelope Kitten continues to stare unblinking at Marcy.

Marcy:  Fine. Be that way.


Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (kitten rumble)


Penelope Kitten is practicing some boxing moves in Marcy’s sunspot.

penelope kitten:  i’m gonna get ’em. oh yeah. gonna get ’em gonna get ’em gonna get ’em.

Marcy:  Get who?

penelope kitten:  those big mean birds outside.

Marcy (bored): What did they say now?

penelope kitten:  they called me a fraidy cat. said i had a little brain.

Marcy:  So?

penelope kitten:  they should be nice. i’m practicing my moves. gonna teach ’em a lesson. pow pow pow

Marcy:  Those big mean birds are crows. They want to lure you out of the house so they can eat you.

penelope kitten:  can’t eat me.

Marcy:  Oh yeah? Why do you think they’re called a murder instead of a flock?

penelope kitten:  not worried. i’m tuff.

Penelope Kitten practices her right hook.

penelope kitten:  pow pow pow

Just then a murder of big mean crows swoop across the window, momentarily blocking out the sunlight.

Penelope Kitten panics and rushes to hide under the bed. Marcy luxuriously stretches out in the sunspot.

Marcy:  Well, there they are over on that tree, Penelope. They said they’re waiting for you. Aren’t you going to beat them up?

penelope kitten (from under the bed):  maybe tomorrow.





Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (april fools’ day)



Penelope Kitten is noisily bopping around the house while Marcy tries to nap.

penelope kitten:  la di da da da… dee da da… hi marcy.

No response.

penelope kitten:  oh marcy.

No response.

penelope kitten:  marcy marcy marcy marcy marcy marcy marcy marcy-

Marcy:  WHAT?!!!

penelope kitten:  we’re out of friskies. and they aren’t making anymore.

Marcy:  No way, Penelope.

penelope kitten:  way.

Penelope Kitten continues to bop around. Marcy tries to go back to napping.

penelope kitten:  la di da da… no more friskies… dee da… no more friskies… da da dum dum…

Marcy (becoming concerned):  Where did you hear that?

penelope kitten:  on the news.

Marcy (alarmed):  Are you sure?

penelope kitten:  so sure. the guy with the toupee said so.

Marcy (panicking):  Does Cindy know?

penelope kitten:  yes.

Marcy (aghast):  Is that why she went to Texas?  To find Friskies?

penelope kitten:  ummm… yeah yeah. that’s right. she can’t find any.

Marcy:  OH MY GATO!

penelope kitten:  you’re doomed.

Marcy:  OH MY GATO!

Marcy races around the house in a blind rage. At one point she even madly runs in circles chasing her tail.

penelope kitten:  marcy.

Marcy continues to freak out.

penelope kitten:  oh marcy marcy marcy… marcy marcy –

Marcy:  WHAT?!

penelope kitten:  april fool.

Penelope Kitten impishly runs off to the next room.

Marcy (seething and stunned and trying to catch her breath):  Little sisters should be outlawed.



Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (surviving the zombie apocalypse)


penelope kitten:  here’s my new meme on monday.

the humans in the house are transfixed by a tv show about zombies.

i don’t get it.

obvi cats will survive the zombie apocalypse.

not humans.

zombies will never catch us.

we can climb trees.

zombies can’t.

we can hear the zombies.

they can’t hear us.

we won’t have anyone to spay/neuter us

so we’ll explode in numbers

while the zombies won’t.

cats will survive the zombie apocalypse.

i’m not scared.

the end.

by penelope kitten.



Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope


Cynthia:  Introducing “mostly me, by penelope”. This will be a regular Monday feature consisting of sweet, fun, and/or inspirational memes by Marcy’s kid sister, Penelope Kitten.

Marcy (outraged):  Says who?

penelope kitten:  says me.

Cynthia:  And me.

Marcy:  No way, Cindy. This is MY blog.

Cynthia:  It’s only one day out of the week, Marcy. You really need to learn how to share.

Marcy:  This is Marcy Very Much. Not Sesame Street. I’m not Big Bird.

penelope kitten:  more like oscar the grouch.

Marcy (incredulous):  Gasp. I’m leaving.

Marcy indignantly stalks off to her window perch with her tail high in the air.

penelope kitten (calling after her):  i’m sorry, marcy. you don’t live in a garbage can.

Cynthia:  It’s okay, Penelope. She’ll get over it in a couple of hours. So what do you think? Shall we stick with memes for your Monday feature?

penelope kitten:  i love it. there are two me’s in meme.

Marcy can be heard grumbling to herself from the other room.

Marcy (swishing her tail back and forth):  I’m so mad.



Why Be Normal When You Can Be Like Yourself?


Cynthia:  Arrrghhhhh!!!!

Marcy:  What?! You woke me up, Cindy! Godammit. This better be good. I have 5 hours left of my midday nap!

Cynthia:  I’ve got writers block and a case of the Indecisions. I’ve halfheartedly written 5 posts over the past 3 days and none seem good enough. (groaning) Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Marcy:  You People are unfathomable. Just be you. And I’ll be me.

Cynthia:  But what? Are we a fashion blog? A cat blog? Should I write about artistic cat endeavors? Cat rescue? Is ANY of it good enough? Or am I one of those insane crazy cat ladies that has gone off the deep end with a CAT BLOG?!!! Should I just throw up cute cat memes and call it a day? Ugh. (more groaning)

Marcy:  Words of Wisdom, from me… Marcy Beaucoup…. to you, Person Unreasonably Distressed.

There is only one thing I know how to do well
And I have often been told you only can do what you know how to do well 
And that’s be you. 
Be what you’re like. 
Be like yourself.

Cynthia: That’s a They Might Be Giants song, Marcy. You are going to get us sued for copyright infringement. (even more groaning)

Marcy: So what? Either you get back to your overly enthusiastic and somewhat irritatingly exuberantly gushy geeky nerdy self or I’m going back to sleep and you will owe me snacks. Now throw up that meme, publish that post, and rub my face. You need to lower your blood pressure.

Cynthia:  Okay, okay. It is a really great meme, isn’t it?! It feels like me. No sense in getting mired down in the muck. You’re right, Marcy!

Marcy:  Well, I’m a cat and I don’t pussyfoot around. Contrary to popular belief.