The Cat Show by Marcy Very Much Episode 2 “Crazy Cat People”
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crazy cat lady
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| Cynthia and Freddy, Photo by Justin Davanzo Photography the coat is Fake, no animals were harmed |
Cynthia: I have to say – I am very lucky to have a guy in my life who not only puts up with a crazy cat lady in his life – he’s kind of cat crazy himself. And, he gamely poses for goofy cat photos with me dressed as a cat.
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| Freddy and Cynthia, Photo by Justin Davanzo Photography |
Marcy: Obviously your insanity presented itself after he said “I Do.”
Cynthia: Ummm… well… yes. I didn’t have cats before we got married.
Marcy: Classic bait and switch.
Cynthia: Well, I wouldn’t go that far.
Marcy: I would. Have you taken a close look at these photos?
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| Cynthia in FAKE FUR, Photo by Justin Davanzo Photography |
Marcy: You’re weird.
Cynthia: Hey! That last one was my Marcy impression.
Marcy takes a closer look.
Marcy: That’s not bad actually. Nice scowl.
Cynthia: Thank you! I’ve been watching you do it for years now. Poor Freddy. He does put up with a lot from us.
Marcy: Ah. He loves it.
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| Cynthia and Freddy, Photo by Justin Davanzo Photography |
Marcy and Cynthia: Big slurpy kitty kisses to Freddy from us!
xo and meow, cynthia + marcy
*Justin Davanzo is an incredibly talented photographer. His portraits and landscapes are just amazing and so heartfelt. He also does great professional/corporate photos. Check him out at Justin Davanzo Photography.
*The fur coat is FAKE. It’s a prop from a theatre’s costume department.
Marcy: Cindy, look! They are holding cat auditions in Hollywood. Let’s go! I am prettier than all of those stupid cats on leashes! I know I’ll get the part.
Marcy: Hmmmm WHAT?! Get my headshot and let’s go!Cynthia: Ummmm… hmmmmm… uh, well…
Cynthia: Oh, Marcy, this is a picture from 1961. The auditions were possibly for a Roger Corman film called Tales of Terror.
Marcy: So WHAT?! I’m going to be famous. Let’s go!
Cynthia: But that was over 50 years ago. Why do you want to be famous anyway?
Marcy: Because I need to get the hell out of this cat infested dump before I go crazy!
Cynthia (hurt): Awwww… we have a nice place.
Marcy: Because I want to be important and looked at and admired and idolized for being pretty and mean and vapid.
Cynthia: Uh… I don’t think you want to be vapid.
Marcy: CAN YOU GET ME ON A PEOPLE MAGAZINE COVER, CINDY? CAN YOU? CAN YOU?
Cynthia: No.
Marcy: That’s because you look like crap. If you are going to be my agent I need you to step up your fashion game.
Cynthia: Now I’m your agent?
Marcy: You will obviously need pedal pushers or a pencil skirt, a bouffant hair-do, and a nice strand of pearls. Oh! And a structured and classy purse. Try and look like this:
Marcy: Or this. Although I highly doubt you could manage to look this good. Try, please.
Marcy: However, if you look like this I will hire a new agent.
Cynthia: Awww… look at those cute crazy old cat ladies. That’s my future, Marcy! I love it! You know, I think I have a pair of Oxfords just like the lady on the right. (as she rushes off) I’ll go get them!
Marcy (disgusted): And this is why I’m leaving to be a Hollywood Star.
