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| Cardigan: Old Navy (old) sim in brown here and in many different colors here |
Marcy: Your sweater is on backwards.
Cynthia: Yes. It’s that way on purpose.
Marcy: A porpoise told you to do that?
Cynthia: No.
Marcy: I don’t trust porpoises. They’re shifty.
Cynthia: No, Marcy. A porpoise had nothing to do with this. I’ve seen so many girls in Los Angeles wear their cardis backwards lately, that I thought I’d give it a try.
Marcy: See! What’d I tell you? They’re shifty! Those stupid porpoises got a whole city of women to shift their cardis.
Cynthia: It had nothing to do with porpoises! I have to say… I love this look. It has a 1950’s vibe to it. Plus, I feel somewhat… mischievous! Here are my favorite backward cardi outfits!
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| Krystal from This Time Tomorrow |
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| Jen from Jen Loves Kev |
Cynthia: So what do you think, Marcy? Isn’t it a sassy, quirky, stylish, sexy, unexpected look! Except …
Cynthia starts to frantically scratch at her neckline.
Cynthia (clawing at her neck): I need to cut out the tags if I’m going to wear this backwards cardi longer than 5 minutes. Grrr.. will you please help me unbutton this thing… Marcy? Help! I can’t get out of my cardigan. I can’t reach the buttons!! Aaaaarggghhhh… Marcy!
Marcy: Do I look like I have thumbs?
Cynthia: Aaaaaargghhhhhh…
Marcy: So I think we all know the moral of this story.
Marcy calmly swishes her tail as Cynthia hysterically tries to get out of her cardi.
Marcy: Never trust a porpoise.
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