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cute cats


Playing Nice. Not.

Marcy is peacefully napping in her sunspot.

Penelope Kitten barges in to Marcy’s sunspot, plops herself down, and starts to noisily take a bath.

penelope kitten:  cindy’s not sunny today.

Marcy:  I know. She’s got a cold. Only humans catch colds in 100 degree weather. That’s why she hasn’t been blogging. So I’m in charge. Now get out of my sunspot.

Penelope Kitten rolls over to bathe her stomach, pushing Marcy even further out of the sunspot.

penelope kitten:  she says for you to be nice to me today ’cause she needs a nap.

Marcy:  No. She wants you to stop bothering me so she can get some rest.

penelope kitten:  you have to be nice.

Marcy:  You have to not be a pest.

penelope kitten:  no you

Penelope reaches out her paw and whaps Marcy on the head. Hard.

Marcy:  Ow! No. You.

Marcy whaps Penelope Kitten on the head.

penelope kitten (whap):  you

Marcy (whap):  You.

Cynthia rushes in to stop the whapfest.

Cynthia:  STOP IT!  Aaaaaargghhhhh… You two are driving me crazy. How hard is it to be nice to each other?!

penelope kitten:  sorry

Marcy:  Yeah. Sorry.

penelope kitten:  marcy started it.

Marcy:  Gasp! I did not.

Cynthia:  Marcy! I expected more from you.

Cynthia exits, shaking her head.

Penelope Kitten whaps Marcy on the head. Hard.

penelope kitten:  no you

Penelope Kitten runs away.

Marcy (seething and rubbing her head):  Little sisters should be outlawed. (By the way, Cindy should be back tomorrow.)




Happy Cinco de Meow

Cynthia enters. She is dancing around in her cat ears with a margarita and a plate of nachos.

Cynthia (shouting):  Happy Cinco de Meow!

Marcy:  Are you kidding me? You actually said that ? You actually went there? On our blog?

Cynthia:  Well, none of the other cat blogs did, Marcy. I waited all day for someone to say “Happy Cinco de Meow” and no one stepped up. Someone had to.

Cynthia takes a big swig of her margarita.

Marcy (whipping her tail):  I want to be a classy blog. A fashion blog. Not a cheesy blog.

Cynthia:  I like cheese.

Cynthia takes a big bite of her nachos.

Marcy:  Sigh. At least make it a nice Brie. Velveeta is so demode.



*Ryan Conners (of the artwork above) is constantly updating her Etsy store, Kilkennycat Art with fabulous cat folk art. Check her out if you love cats and folk art! She’s like the Frida Kahlo of cats. Most of her work is cute. Some of it is dark. All of it is fabulous!


Bengal Jingle: A Cat Rap by Kim Tronic

Cynthia:  Hey Marcy! Check out this cool cat rap song. It’s called Bengal Jingle by the super awesome Kim Tronic of The Kim Tronicles blog. The jingle is about her gangster Bengal kitty.


Marcy:  Oh wow! What an awesome jingle!! Kim is a super duper cool chick. Much cooler than you, Cindy.

Kim Tronic working on her Bengal Jingle

Marcy (excitedly):  Do you think Kim would write the music for my upcoming musical starring me?

Cynthia:  Marcy, The Musical?

Marcy:  No, it’s called Marcical.

Cynthia:  It sounds farcical.

Marcy:  NO! It’s in English, not Farsi.

Cynthia:  Okaaaay.

Marcy:  It’s about my tragic misadventure from Paris to the hillbilly roads of Texas and how I am forever tying to find my way back to the City of Lights to reclaim my original life as a French Princess Cat.

Cynthia:  So. It’s fictional.

Marcy:  No. It’s factual.

Cynthia:  What you just described is fictional.

Marcy:  You’re fictional.

Cynthia:  No, I’m not.

A stalemate.

Marcy:  Yeah well… You’re not cool.

Cynthia:  I’m fine with that.

Marcy:  I KNOW! Ugh. That’s why I want to go live with Kim. I wonder if she’d let me be her kitty? Kim?


*Kim Tronic is a professional copywriter. She also writes an incredibly funny blog. Laugh out loud funny. Check her out here or on my blogroll to the right.