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Marcy is peacefully napping in her sunspot. |
Penelope Kitten barges in to Marcy’s sunspot, plops herself down, and starts to noisily take a bath.
penelope kitten: cindy’s not sunny today.
Marcy: I know. She’s got a cold. Only humans catch colds in 100 degree weather. That’s why she hasn’t been blogging. So I’m in charge. Now get out of my sunspot.
Penelope Kitten rolls over to bathe her stomach, pushing Marcy even further out of the sunspot.
penelope kitten: she says for you to be nice to me today ’cause she needs a nap.
Marcy: No. She wants you to stop bothering me so she can get some rest.
penelope kitten: you have to be nice.
Marcy: You have to not be a pest.
penelope kitten: no you
Penelope reaches out her paw and whaps Marcy on the head. Hard.
Marcy: Ow! No. You.
Marcy whaps Penelope Kitten on the head.
penelope kitten (whap): you
Marcy (whap): You.
Cynthia rushes in to stop the whapfest.
Cynthia: STOP IT! Aaaaaargghhhhh… You two are driving me crazy. How hard is it to be nice to each other?!
penelope kitten: sorry
Marcy: Yeah. Sorry.
penelope kitten: marcy started it.
Marcy: Gasp! I did not.
Cynthia: Marcy! I expected more from you.
Cynthia exits, shaking her head.
Penelope Kitten whaps Marcy on the head. Hard.
penelope kitten: no you
Penelope Kitten runs away.
Marcy (seething and rubbing her head): Little sisters should be outlawed. (By the way, Cindy should be back tomorrow.)