It’s May 25th. Do you know where your towel is? …
|Cynthia Celebrating Towel Day
Cynthia: Happy Towel Day, Marcy. Have ya got your towel?
Marcy (panicking): What?
Cynthia: Don’t Panic. It’s only Towel Day. May 25th is the day we honor the funny and brilliant Douglas Adams who wrote a science fiction trilogy (in five parts) called, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxySo – ya got your towel?
Marcy (still panicking): Why?
Cynthia: It’s the most useful item in the universe. Especially for us inter-galactic hitchhikers. C’mon. Let’s go.
Marcy (panicking even more): Where?
Cynthia: The Restaurant at the End of the Universeof course. I want to help Marvin, the Paranoid Android, valet park some spaceships. And, possibly have a cup of tea. Then we’ll go say hi for a few years to the Ruler of the Universe and his cat, The Lord.
Cynthia: You didn’t know that The Ruler of the Universe has a cat? And that he’s named, The Lord?
Cynthia: Hmmm….well, even The Ruler’s not sure if his cat exists.
Marcy: You’ve lost your mind. Marcy starts yelling. Help!
Cynthia throws Marcy a towel. Marcy suddenly calms down and feels confident.
Cynthia: Hey! Maybe we’ll run into Trillian. Our fashion crush, Zooey Deschanel, played her in the movie version of the book. Obviously, I’ll need a super cute Jumpsuit just like this one.
|Zooey Deschanel as Trillian from
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
Cynthia: And maybe we’ll see Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Ford Prefect, and Arthur Dent! They’re a little nuts, but super cute.
|Still from The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy|
Cynthia: We have to be careful of the Vogons though. They’re mean.
Marcy: It’s okay. I’ve got my towel now. I can handle it.
Cynthia: Goodbye, Earth!
Marcy and Cynthia exit Earth by hitchhiking a ride on the nearest spaceship.
|Cynthia hitchhiking the galaxy