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Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (halloween edition)


penelope kitten (squeaking):

happy halloween! happy halloween! happy halloween!

be sure to please keep your kitties inside tonight.

mean people abound on halloween

and us kitties aren’t always safe.

especially us black panthers.

i don’t know why.

something about being the familiars of witches.

or evil omens.

but i’m not evil.

i’m cute.

and i’m not familiar with witches.

never met one.

Marcy interrupts.

Marcy:  A familiar is a supernatural evil entity that assists witches – does their dirty work for them. Kind of like a demon alter ego.

penelope kitten:  that’s weird.

Marcy:  That’s humans for you. Some of them believe all kinds of strange stuff. And since it could cause us severe bodily damage, we’ll just lay low until Saturday morning.

penelope kitten:  i’ll lay low but i’m going to look fierce while doing it.


penelope strikes a fierce pose that is adorably cute! 

Marcy:  Yeah. Real fierce, Penelope, real fierce.



HAPPY HALLOWEEN! (+ marcy’s big important tip on how to keep your cats safe tonight)


Cynthia:  I wonder if we’ll see lots of cat costumes tonight?

Marcy:  I don’t know. You people seem to dress like cats all the time lately. It would be redundant.

Cynthia:  Marcy, don’t forget your BIT (Big Important Tip).

Marcy:  You mean BITE. Big Important Tip, Everyone.

Cynthia:  Okaaaay.

Marcy’s Cat BITE:

Marcy:  Keep your kitties indoors this evening and report any cases of cat cruelty to the authorities. Tonight can be very dangerous for us cats. Mean people abound on Halloween. We need to take the tricks out of Trick-or-Treat.

Cynthia:  Treats-n-Treats!

Marcy:  I’ll take a Mouse Lollipop and some Candy Catnip.