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The Creative Crying Catwalk: Marcy’s Take On Project Runway’s Season Finale

9:30 pm. Credits roll on the finale of Project Runway Season 12. Designer Dom Streater is the proclaimed winner.

Heidi Klum with winner Dom Streater


Cynthia:  So, Marcy, another season of Project Runway has ended.

Marcy:  Yeah, it’s about time. I’ve never seen so much crying. Sometimes I couldn’t tell if we were watching a fashion show or Les Miz. Or that last scene in that Bette Midler movie, Beaches.

Cynthia:  We laughed (not much)…We cried (a lot)…

Marcy:  It was NOT better than CATS. And by CATS I mean me. Not the musical. The musical is stupid.

Cynthia:  I have to say, I don’t have much insight on the finale. All four designers presented excellent collections and each designer had at least one piece that made me gasp. Here are the gasp inducing outfits.

Dom’s  “Retro Redux.”  Love the groovy ’70’s vibe.

Designed by Dom Streater

Cynthia:  Alexandria’s “Neo Nomadic Punk.”  Too cool.

Designed by Alexandria Von Bromssen

Cynthia:  Bradon’s ode to spring. This skirt was love/hate for most due to the color and fabric. I loved it.

Designed by Bradon McDonald

Cynthia:  Justin’s collection was based on his experience of hearing sound for the first time at 18 years old. Love the early ’80’s reference in this cute jumpsuit. So Pat Benatar.

Designed by Justin Le Blanc

Marcy:  That’s it?

Cynthia:  Yes. I think so. At least for now.

Marcy raises her Friskies can. Cynthia raises her martini glass.

Marcy and Cynthia:  Cheers to Designers Alexandria, Bradon, Dom, and Justin for sticking to their (Tim) guns by creating wearable works of art. And, for doing so with incredible passion, heart, and determination.

 

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Marcy’s Take On Project Runway Episode 1 Season 12

9:30 pm.  Credits roll on Project Runway Episode 1 of Season 12

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Marcy and Cynthia stare at the TV. Nonplussed.

Marcy:  What the heck WAS that?!

Cynthia:  I don’t know. Ugh. That was terrible. So boring. So predictable. An hour and a half of my life was… wasted. Sigh… I’ll never get it back.

Marcy:  Yeah.  And that’s three days in cat time. Does Heidi Klum hate cats?

Cynthia:  Probably. She obviously hates fashion lovers. Gosh, hardly any fashion at all. It was all about weird and aggressive personalities.

Marcy:  Yeah. Even I don’t believe in unicorns.

Cynthia (gasping):  Oh no. Marcy. What in the world are we going to write about? This is supposed to be a fashion blog. Well, sort of.  What are we going to do? We promised our readers a weekly recap. We have nothing to talk about except how obvious it was that Angela was going to get sent home because she seems somewhat normal and Sandro with his crotchless bathing suit and garish accessorizing …

Sandro’s Look (poor girl)

… and Timothy with his unicorns and model torture techniques (no makeup! no hair! no shoes! I mean, really?) …

 

Timothy’s Look (poor girl)

… are so insane they get to stay for the sole reason that they make for more dynamic TV. THAT IS NOT FASHION!

Marcy:  That’s Reality TV, Cindy.

Cynthia:  You’re right.

Marcy:  I’m always right. Would you please breathe now?

Cynthia (panicking again):  NO! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

Marcy:  Take a nap?

Cynthia:  NO! We have a deadline. WE NEED A RECAP!

Marcy:  Calm down, Cindy. I’ll do the recap.

Cynthia sits down and tries to catch her breath.

Marcy:  Okay. Recap.

Cynthia looks at Marcy very hopefully (never a good idea).

Marcy:  Here goes.

Marcy gets distracted and starts chewing on her toes.

Cynthia:  MARCY!

Marcy:  Okay. Yeah. Recap.  Hmmmm… Well. That Tim Gunn is so handsome and sophisticated. Do you think he would let me be his kitty?

Cynthia:  THAT IS NOT A RECAP!

Marcy:  Okay, okay… Oh. I know.

Cynthia:  WHAT?!

Marcy:  The blue dress that won was very pretty.

Bradon’s Winning Look

Cynthia:  You know, I thought so too. Very nicely billowy.

Bradon’s Winning Look

Marcy:  Off to the presses.

 

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