The phone rings. It’s Cynthia calling Marcy.
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Cynthia in Tomball, Texas Wearing Her Prized $30 Cynthia Rowley Top |
Marcy answers the phone.
Marcy: Yeah, what?
Cynthia: Hi Marcy. It’s me.
Marcy (outraged): Where ARE you?
Cynthia: In Texas. I’m trying to do a post about my new Cynthia Rowley shirt that I got for $30 at the Marshall’s in Tomball. It’s really cute. 100% Linen with cotton trim and banded at the cuffs and hem. I thought it looked so fab with my cowboy hat.
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Side/Back View of Cynthia’s Prized $30 Cynthia Rowley Top |
Marcy: Whatever.
Cynthia: I know! My post is really boring without you so I thought I would get Tawny The Horse to pose with me. To jazz things up. The thing is… well… I ‘m scared of her.
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Cynthia and Tawny Face Off |
Cynthia: We tried to have a conversation about how this was all going to work but she insisted that she wanted to be the star of my photo. Not my shirt. Or me for that matter.
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Cynthia Trying To Reason With A Horse |
Marcy: Horses are so egotistical.
Cynthia: Well, she was getting a little snippy about it. Mom suggested that I put an apple in my cowboy hat.
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Tawny Eating An Apple Off Of Cynthia’s Cowboy Hat |
Cynthia: Which was pretty nerve wracking but it got Tawny to agree not to kill me. And – she agreed to pose for a double selfie.
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Cynthia And Tawny Go Hollywood |
Marcy: You both look deranged.
Cynthia: Yeah…Tawny tried to change her mind at the last minute and I kept stepping on the live electrical wire that ran along the bottom of the fence.
Marcy: Figures.
Cynthia: This was the best I could do considering I was electrocuted AND dealing with an angry diva horse.
Marcy: Life in the country is stupid. Come back home so we can do a real post.