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My Dress For The Golden Globes. If I Were Going.


Savan Jacquard Gown by James Coviello at Anthropologie


Marcy:  Why are you picking out phantom dresses to wear to the Golden Globes when you aren’t even going?

Cynthia:  Just daydreaming.

Marcy:  Sounds more like torture if you ask me.

Cynthia:  Sigh… maybe it is …

Marcy:  I’m happy to just stay at home and watch the Red Carpet and make fun of everyone along with Kathy Griffin and her Fashion Police.

Cynthia:  Oh that’s right. Kathy is replacing our beloved Joan Rivers in the catty fashion critiques.

Marcy and Cynthia take a moment of silence in remembrance of Joan.

Marcy:  Kathy’s so catty. Just like Joan.

Cynthia:  And Brad Goreski is joining the group too.

Marcy:  Ooooohhhh… yum… it’s going to be deliciously snippy and witty.

Marcy has a revelation.

Marcy:  Let’s … LIVE BLOG the Red Carpet. Can we? Can we? Can we?

Cynthia:  Yes!

Marcy:  Let’s rehearse. Pretend you’re wearing that yellow dress.

Marcy starts typing away.

Marcy:  And here comes Cynthia, creator of Marcy Very Much, wearing a full length James Coviello dress from Anthroplogie and looking like a giant bottle of Dijon mustard.

Do you think she stole her grandma’s drapes from 1972 to make that dress? And continuing with the grandma theme, someone needs to tell the over 40’s that an empire waist makes the wearer look preggers.  Not to mention –

Cynthia:  Marcy! That’s mean. We don’t want to be mean!

Marcy:  We don’t?

Cynthia:  It must be terrifying to be out on that red carpet and having the whole world say mean things about the way you look. I don’t want to be that person.

Marcy:  Then I’ll be that cat.


*Join us at 3pm (PST) on Sunday for our live blogging of the Golden Globes Red Carpet. It’ll be a Mean Marcy/Sappy Cindy extravaganza!