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Marcy
Cynthia: By reader request, I now present a 32 second video of Marcy… catching her tail.
Marcy purrs proudly.
Marcy: Thirty-two seconds! That’s got to be a world record.
Cynthia: Good job, Marcy!
Marcy: Your editing and camera handling need improving though.
Cynthia: I know. I’m working on it.
Marcy: Good. Next time… I’ll catch my tail in 20 seconds. Or less.
Marcy presses play again. And again. And again…
A Valentine’s Day conversation between Marcy and Penelope Kitten.
penelope kitten: will u be my valentine?
Marcy: No Way.
penelope kitten: c’mon. be mine.
Marcy: No.
penelope kitten: i’ll whap you.
Marcy: Kiss my heart shaped butt.
penelope kitten: you’re mean.
Marcy: You’re annoying.
penelope kitten: mean marcy. whap
Marcy: Pestering Penelope. whap whap whap
Cynthia rushes over to separate the two cats before the Whap Fest escalates into a Flying Fur Fest.
Cynthia: Sigh… someday I hope you two will be best friends. Just like these two kitties I found on Pinterest.
Marcy: Yeah, right. In your dreams, Cindy. In. Your. Dreams.
penelope kitten: i’m going to eat my heart – pretend it’s marcy’s brain.
Cynthia sighs and walks away while Marcy glowers at penelope kitten who is eating her heart out.
